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This Is Why You Need the BFD

This Is Why You Need the BFD

The BFD provided its daily audience of 27,000+ readers with three slide shows of photos from the November 9th Freedom protest in Wellington, access to a live Facebook video of the march and the speeches and an Op-Ed from the group that organised the march. It was clear

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A Woke Crab under Every Rock

Admin wokejoke.nz Information Satire A new Government Department has recently been set up to address ‘gaps’ identified by the Ardern Government in the way the country is run. Called “The Ministry for Everything That Does Not Already Have a Ministry (Except of Course for Men)” and led by James

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MAGA: A Special Members Only Discounted Offer

MAGA: A Special Members Only Discounted Offer

This is a high-quality face mask made in Canada complete with two activated charcoal filters for maximum safety. Adjustable elasticated ear pieces, shaped for comfort. The perfect Christmas gift for the rebel in you or your friends. Special Offer for BFD Members Only. $29.00 PLUS POSTAGE. NOTE:  Free

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View from Your Window
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View from Your Window

**If readers want this series to continue please send your original photos to window@thebfd.co.nz What can you tell me about this photo? Yesterday’s view was of Joan Gaskell Dr on the way into Whitianga. Please put View From My Window in the subject line. window@thebfd.

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Fictitious Awards
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Fictitious Awards

Sir Bob Jones nopunchespulled.com According to the Dominion-Post someone called Steph Dyhrberg whom I’ve never heard of, was the Wellingtonian of the Year in 2018. She was no such thing. Rather she was the fast fading Dominion Post’s Wellingtonian of the Year, a vastly different proposition.

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The Dom-Post versus the Herald

The Dom-Post versus the Herald

Sir Bob Jones nopunchespulled.com Stuff bragged recently that their website has pipped the Heralds in visitor numbers. That was deceitful. What they didn’t point out was their site is free while the Herald’s has a costly pay-wall. What Stuff could have justifiably boasted about and indeed

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Is There Something in the Water?

Is There Something in the Water?

Martin Lally On the 23rd of July of this year, seven professors of the University of Auckland penned a letter to the Listener asserting that Matauranga Maori was not science. Professor Joanna Kidman of Victoria University was the first to sound the alarm and went straight to the heart of

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Ugh, I Now Drive an Electric Vehicle

Nobody Interesting As someone who has clocked up over 300,000 km in diesel 4×4 utes, it pains me to note that I now drive an electric vehicle. There was only limited choice in this transition, as the EV-as-company-policy came with the new job. A ute

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SPOIL Yourself with a BFD Membership this Christmas

SPOIL Yourself with a BFD Membership this Christmas

Spoil yourself with a present that will be the gift that keeps on giving all year. TREAT yourself a subscription to The BFD It will be a present to The BFD as well as your gift to yourself and it will help ensure that we will be around next year

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Fined for Hiring the Wrong Kind of Staff

Fined for Hiring the Wrong Kind of Staff

The tyrant’s jackbooted brown shirts at Worksafe have fined an Auckland gym $12,000 for the high crime of employing unvaccinated staff: A martial arts and fitness centre in Auckland has been ordered to pay $12,000 for allowing unvaccinated staff to continue working there. Worksafe confirmed it issued

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Today’s face of the day has been fined $12,000 for refusing to discriminate against his unvaccinated employees as he was ordered to do by an unjust law issued by Jacinda Ardern’s Apartheid creating government. It is not morally acceptable to create two classes of citizens and to

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