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A Woke Crab under Every Rock

Admin wokejoke.nz Information Satire A new Government Department has recently been set up to address ‘gaps’ identified by the Ardern Government in the way the country is run. Called “The Ministry for Everything That Does Not Already Have a Ministry (Except of Course for Men)” and led by James

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MAGA: A Special Members Only Discounted Offer

MAGA: A Special Members Only Discounted Offer

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Lorde

Lorde

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Is There Something in the Water?

Is There Something in the Water?

Martin Lally On the 23rd of July of this year, seven professors of the University of Auckland penned a letter to the Listener asserting that Matauranga Maori was not science. Professor Joanna Kidman of Victoria University was the first to sound the alarm and went straight to the heart of

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Fined for Hiring the Wrong Kind of Staff

Fined for Hiring the Wrong Kind of Staff

The tyrant’s jackbooted brown shirts at Worksafe have fined an Auckland gym $12,000 for the high crime of employing unvaccinated staff: A martial arts and fitness centre in Auckland has been ordered to pay $12,000 for allowing unvaccinated staff to continue working there. Worksafe confirmed it issued

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Today’s face of the day has been fined $12,000 for refusing to discriminate against his unvaccinated employees as he was ordered to do by an unjust law issued by Jacinda Ardern’s Apartheid creating government. It is not morally acceptable to create two classes of citizens and to

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Triple Jabbed?

Triple Jabbed?

Reporter: "At the moment double jabbed can get into a lot of places, can you see a point where we will have to be triple jabbed to get into places?" Hipkins: "Quite possibly…vaccine passes, they've got a 6 month expiry on them so that

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The Climate Manchurian Candidates

The Climate Manchurian Candidates

Recently, The BFD reported on the rich kids funding eco-terrorism. The scions of the global elite, such as the Kennedys and Gettys, are using their unearned, inherited wealth to fund more and more extremist environmental groups openly threatening violence to push their cause. The backing for these nascent eco-

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Tyrants

Tyrants

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OMG, What If Something Happens?

OMG, What If Something Happens?

Another instalment for the ‘How dumb are people?’ file. Mrs PFC and Daughter PFC are ‘Horsey Girls’. They are in a club where they get together and do horsey stuff every now and again. On Sunday they were having a ‘Have a go day’ where you and your kids come

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