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News You Can Trust from Lambton Quay and the World

News You Can Trust from Lambton Quay and the World

Information Satire At a press conference held in the People’s Palace, Jacindagrad, it was announced that as from today, the death penalty would be abolished for all offences committed in Jacindistan. The United Nations greeted this announcement with acclaim and commented that it heralded the advancement of Jacindistan into

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British Universities Refuse to Acknowledge Anti-Semitism

British Universities Refuse to Acknowledge Anti-Semitism

Britain dodged an anti-Semitic bullet last year, when it rejected Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour Party under his leadership. But does the world’s oldest hatred die that easily? While Jew-hating is usually assumed to a “right wing” phenomeneon, what’s immediately noticeable about its modern eructation is

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News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

Information Satire Policy decisions The government today revealed plans for a new policy-making committee. All options on policies would be pinned to a wall and then a group of Chimpanzees would throw darts at them. The two options with the most hits would then be recommended for perusal and

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Letter From the North: Beyond Satire

Letter From the North: Beyond Satire

I was going to pen a satire for a change about the UK, but events here are moving and changing so fast that it is beyond satire. I can’t comment on the latest regulations because I don’t understand them. I have been able to drive 10 miles to

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Britain Should Regard Its Record on Slavery With Pride

Britain Should Regard Its Record on Slavery With Pride

If you were to believe the lying narrative of ignorant BLM goons, slavery was only ever perpetrated by white people, against black. This is a lie, of course. In fact, white people have every reason to be proud of their ancestors and the fight they lead to stamp out the

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News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

Information Satire Holidays A leaked internal document has disclosed that the government is considering providing more statutory holidays in order to ensure that the return to normal working patterns following any easing of the lockdown will not be too onerous, and to promote inclusiveness. The proposed national holidays in addition

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Yoooooge Victory Over Woke-Fascism!

Yoooooge Victory Over Woke-Fascism!

Lindsay Perigo solopassion.com “Britons never never never shall be slaves!” The Brits beat Hitler. They opted out of the despotic European Union. They voted a resounding No! to Communist Corbyn and his Woke-Fascist Labour Party. Now they’ve won a victory over the Woke-Fascist Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation,

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UK Sage Group Scientist Says Lockdowns a Mistake

UK Sage Group Scientist Says Lockdowns a Mistake

Plan B While New Zealand commentators remain enamoured with lockdown, the rest of the world is thinking again… A member of the UK’s Sage group advising the government says lockdowns were a mistake. “Lockdown was a panic measure and I believe history will say trying to control Covid-19

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Lockdowns Must Never Happen Again, Says Scientist

Lockdowns Must Never Happen Again, Says Scientist

For months, I’ve been writing that lockdowns are a useless and destructive response to the Wuhan pandemic. At first, it was only a few contrarian scientists and academics who dared point out what the data were unequivocally showing: lockdowns do not work and cause more harm than they prevent.

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Letter From the North: What on Earth Is Going On?

We are now subject to regional lockdowns, town by town. These are increasingly ignored by an untrusting population, especially the young who appear to think that lack of age gives them immunity. They are possibly right in that COVID-19 doesn’t seem to affect them anywhere as near as

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News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

News You Can Trust From Lambton Quay and the World

Information Satire Latest poll results In a survey carried out this week support for the Labour party is strengthening. 66% of respondents said that they would vote for Labour at the next election, 33% said that they would vote National. 1% don’t knows was a rounding error. This poll

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