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I thought I had put that blasted MAGA hat away in the box when the Herald did an editorial on me with the heading:
If the Cap fits, let Todd Muller wear it.
Why would I wear it? I am not one of Trump’s deplorables. I told them Trump’s style is appalling and I don’t admire him. I even said I preferred Biden’s speeches to Trumps when I attended rallies. And take note I had two of Hillary Clinton’s badges and only one MAGA hat. What do you make of that?
If only Goldilocks from Epsom had agreed he was Maori, it would have helped us a lot.
Stopped us from looking a whiter shade of pale. He’s got so many Maori relatives on the East Coast he almost qualifies.
I’ll keep that Westie Paula handy as she is definitely Maori. I’ve made her lucky number 13.
That Tame fellow on Q+A kept asking questions but I shut him up by answering “Caucus” to everything leaving him very frustrated.
Mark Richardson on the AM show said I needed “clarity”.
Oh I don’t know!
That Ardern woman gets away with it by smiling and nodding her head and not being very clear herself.
Was that God or the Pope who sent that earthquake in Levin when she was doing that interview?
Anyway, I kept them up to the mark by saying “Most of New Zealand is unemployed but they don’t know it yet.”
Cheers Toddy.
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