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God give me strength!

Just when I thought I had put the the Maga hat behind me, that teacher from a private school (probably Catholic) had his hat torn off and burnt during during that illegal Black Lives Matter march in Auckland.

Shades of that Catholic kid in America who smiled (probably in fear) at that Indian activist and was then pilloried in the media for being a white supremacist).

Shows what can happen if you wear a Maga hat.

But it won’t happen to me, mine is safely put away.

They said I took 24 hours to respond to the illegality of that Black Lives Matter march.

But what do they expect?  I haven’t been in the job much longer than that myself.

Anyway that canny Winston said they should have been at Level One ten days ago, disagreeing with his leader.

This was my opportunity to say the government was ‘dysfunctional’.

Between you and me I only mean Labour and the Greens.

Now the woman with the pink hair wants money to bail out the rioters in America.

I thought she was employed by Ardern.

I wonder if they will prosecute those persons who burnt the teacher’s Maga hat in Auckland?

Will Siouxie the Banshee bail them out as well?

I understand she had a go at Maga hats on Twitter.

There’s no hope for them is there?

And a journalist said I’m in La La Land.

I’m obviously not the only one.

Cheers Toddy

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