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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Jacinda Ardern all die and wind up in Hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth.So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he’s finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.Next, Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes. When he’s finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.Finally, Jacinda has her turn and calls New Zealand for 4 hours. When she’s finished, the Devil informs her that there would be “No Charge” and to feel free to call New Zealand anytime.Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the Devil why Jacinda got to call New Zealand for free.The Devil replied : “Since Jacinda Ardern became Prime Minister of New Zealand, the country has gone to Hell, so it’s a local call.






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