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Suddenly, she saw two men along the roadside, and upon close observation, she saw that they were busy eating grass.Cindy was very disturbed to see such a sight, and she ordered the driver to stop the car right away. As soon as the limousine stopped, she put on a face mask and stepped out to investigate the matter. “Why are you eating grass?” asked Cindy to one of the two men.The poor men were startled to see Cindy and her big, flash, taxpayer funded limousine, and one of them replied to her question, “We lost our jobs because we wouldn’t get jabbed so now we don’t have any money for food, so we have to eat grass.”Cindy was so moved by the poor men’s desolate condition and mindful that she was the minister for poverty and had enforced ‘No Jab; No Job’ mandates, she had a fleeting moment of sympathy for someone other than herself and wanted to help them however she could. So she made a mental note to leak the story to her media friends and looked at them with a well practiced fake smile on her face and said, “Well, then. You can come with me to my house, and I’ll feed you.”Upon hearing Cindy’s offer, the poor men were relieved. However, one of them was busy processing his thoughts, and he said to her, “But Jacinda, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”“Bring them along,” replied Cindy.She then turned to the other poor man and said, “You can also come with us.”
The other man was struggling with something as well and proceeded in a pitiful voice, “But Ma’am, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”“Bring them all as well,” said Cindy, “it’s a big car and we can all fit – just make sure you wear a mask and sanitise your hands..”So eventually, the two poor men entered the taxpayer funded crown limousine with their families, which was a cumbersome task, even for a car as large as the BMW limousine. Cindy then asked her driver to get going.On their way, one of the poor men was very impressed with Cindy’s act of kindness and wanted to thank her. So he turned to Cindy and said, “Ma’am, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”“Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!” replied Cindy.Courtesy “Smoke and Mirrors” BC 18-Dec-2021
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