The cop was how tall, NZ Herald?

The cop was how tall, NZ Herald?

Just a brief note to readers who like to add their own contributions to Daily Roundup in the comments. This post is for family friendly humour ONLY thank you.
Please read our rules before you start commenting on The Good Oil to avoid a temporary or permanent ban.
I suppose I could be accused of anthropomorphism, but what I like about having a pet is it won’t criticise me or be sarcastic. No matter how grotesque or smelly I am first thing in the morning, my pet accepts me as I am, and I don’t have to put on airs and graces, or clean pants.
Mutilating and sterilising children is fine. Telling them they’ll be fine as they are is unacceptable.