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All we need is for centre voters to split their vote: electorate vote National and party vote New Zealand First or ACT depending on your taste. That will ensure a centre-right victory this election and many more to come.
“When elephants fight, the grass suffers.” You should get on your knees and pray that the upper classes do not think they are about to enter a cost-of-living crisis, because you will be the grass.
Chris Hipkins dumped Kerrin Leoni over gang campaigning. She is still on the Tāmaki Makaurau ballot as Labour, a pre-resignation Curia poll had her two points off the seat and, if she wins, only Labour can pull the party-hopping trigger.