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All of those places are around 35km from Auckland city – except Cleveland, which is a tick over 13,600 km away. Perhaps they mean Clevedon?

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All of those places are around 35km from Auckland city – except Cleveland, which is a tick over 13,600 km away. Perhaps they mean Clevedon?

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