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Men can’t get pregnant, but they ‘potentially’ can… confused? You will be.

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As the old saying goes, you can’t be half pregnant. But, according to a highly paid taxpayer-funded bureaucrat, men can be ‘potentially pregnant’. Perhaps: in the same way pigs can potentially grow wings, too. Welcome to Clown World, Canberra-style.

The Australian Human Rights Commission has shockingly suggested that men who identify as female could be discriminated against on the grounds of their “potential pregnancy”, despite conceding that biological males cannot get pregnant.

Yes, you read that right. Biological males, who cannot get pregnant, have never been pregnant and will never be pregnant, are apparently entitled to legal protection on the grounds they might one day get pregnant. She added, with a straight face, that “someone who is a transwoman may be assumed to be pregnant or to be able to be pregnant”.

Believe me, given what 99 per cent of ‘transwomen’ look like, there’s no sane person who’d assume that.

But sane people are clearly in short supply in our taxpayer-funded bureaucracy.

Opposition legal affairs spokeswoman Michaelia Cash told the hearing she was “very confused” by the argument as a “biological male cannot get pregnant”.

“If they can’t become pregnant, how can you then become potentially pregnant?” Senator Cash asked.

Proving the adage that anyone whose not a medico, but insists on calling themselves ‘doctor’ is a wanker, Sex Discrimination Commissioner ‘Dr’ Anna Cody went on to tie herself up in ludicrous semantic knots.

Dr Cody said the protections would “not apply to a man” but she would not accept that men and transwomen were “both biologically” male.

Except that they literally are, you credentialled cretin.

This is not a fringe academic paper or some bulldog in a wig whinging on TikTok. This is the official position of the taxpayer-funded body charged with enforcing Australia’s discrimination laws. The same body that spent years lecturing us about ‘human rights’ now insists we must pretend men can be potentially pregnant while simultaneously admitting “a biological man can’t get pregnant”, which in itself begs the question: what other type of man is there, than biological? This whole ‘biological male’ or ‘biological female’ gambit is such an obviously ridiculous tautology that anyone who uses it deserves to be laughed out of the building.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is Clown World in its purest form: the desperate, exhausting cognitive dissonance required to keep the gender theology afloat. They know men can’t get pregnant. They just said so on the public record. Yet the official line remains that men must be protected from pregnancy discrimination anyway. Because feelings. Because ‘inclusion’. Because the alternative, admitting the entire edifice is built on a lie, would collapse the whole progressive project.

The cognitive dissonance is the tell. They know it’s ludicrous. That’s why they tie themselves in knots trying to square the circle. A man can’t get pregnant, but he can be discriminated against for the pregnancy he can’t have.

The mental gymnastics are Olympic standard. Cody conceded a man could literally “put on a dress, walk in, and claim the protections” under the Sex Discrimination Act and it would then be up to a court to decide if he’d been discriminated against. In other words, the law is now so deranged that biological reality is optional.

In fact, the whole elite are so deranged that we now have to draw up laws to tell them what every child instinctively knows.

Nationals MP Alison Penfold introduced a private members’ bill to parliament on Monday proposing an overhaul of the Sex Discrimination Act to reinstate the biological definitions of “man” and “woman” that were stripped under the under the Gillard government reforms […]

The MP for Lyne told the Australian that Dr Cody’s comments “once again” demonstrated the urgent need for reform and legal clarity.

And an even more urgent need for a great many “educated fuckwits”, to borrow Kerry Packer’s brutally accurate phrase, to get a good whack on the head.

One Nation Barnaby Joyce added his voice to the issue on Thursday morning, telling 2GB the “potential pregnancy” argument was “total and utter crap”.

At least someone in Canberra isn’t a complete lunatic.


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