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The Mrs Slocombe of NZ Politics Is Upset Because Someone Plastered Her Pussy

The BFD. Photoshopped image credit Xavier

Nikki Kaye is one cat shy of being a crazy cat lady, but is making a damn good impression of Mrs Slocombe by complaining about her pussy being covered in plaster:

National MP Nikki Kaye has been left horrified after her cat Charlie was involved in what is believed to be a building site accident after coming home covered in plaster.

Taking to social media today, Kaye revealed her “fur baby” has had a tough time following the incident – so much so the dark-haired cat had to have nearly its whole body shaved.

“Been a tough time as my beautiful fur baby Charlie came home literally covered in what we think is plaster from a building site,” she said.

Kaye revealed Charlie had to have his body shaved due to the toxic nature of the plaster amid fears it would seep through into his body.

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How dreadful, her pussy had to be shaved!

Why isn’t this MP in the news smashing the government for one of a hundred reasons? I don’t care about her pussy to be honest. A few months out from the election and she is in an article about her pussy?

She might not yet be a crazy cat lady but she sure is making a good impression of Mrs Slocombe.

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