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Monica Hughes PhD
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BREAKING: New Cure for Heart Attacks

In a stunning new development, scientists have rapidly developed a “cure” for the heart attacks affecting never before seen levels of young adults, children and babies, and which are obviously being caused by soft drinks, climate change, winter vagina, cannabis use, long covid, paracetamol (Tylenol), eating too much meat, eating too many eggs, or shaking the bedsheets too vigorously.

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