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Arab pillowbiter swallows dildos and spouts Jew-hate to private school kiddies.

We have to pixilate it, but it’s ok to show kiddies, apparently. The Good Oil. Photoshop by Lushington Brady.

Here’s another one for the ‘This Never Happens’ files: you know how the left swear black and blue that there’s no groomer lobby targeting schools? Except that it happens all the time. But, shriek the left, nobody’s showing kids porn or anything!

Except that they are. Again.

A prestigious Melbourne private school has apologised to parents and students after a guest speaker invited for a Pride Week assembly was found to have explicit sexual content on his public social media.

Trinity Grammar School in Kew, where annual tuition fees exceed $40,000, hosted founder of Queer Arab Australia Basem Kerbage during an assembly last Friday as part of the Associated Grammar Schools of Victoria’s (AGSV) Pride Round.

Now, perhaps I’m wrong, but I’m fairly sure that the last thing the founders of an Anglican school for the sons of Melbourne’s old-money elite would have envisioned was the school hosting an Arab pillow-biter whose show-stopper is shoving a massive dildo down his throat. Mind you, as a ‘queer Arab pro-Palestinian activist’, he might have more in common with the Melbourne elite than you’d imagine: certainly a predilection for bottom-pranks and a violent antipathy for Jews, if nothing else.

Besides given the modern Anglican church, it’s surprising they managed to fit the woggo wally-woofter between the imam leading prayers to Mecca and the lesbian communist giving readings from Marx.

Students who searched Mr Kerbage’s social media accounts found publicly accessible explicit imagery, including a video of him performing a sexual act involving a dildo.

The discovery sparked outrage among parents and prompted a formal response from the school.

In an email to families, Trinity’s Deputy Principal and Head of Senior School Susan Hill said the school shared concerns.

Mainly concerned, apparently, that they got found out.

“We certainly regret that some of you accessed and were confronted by some of this material. We have made our significant concern regarding this known to his organisation.”

Who immediately did what any groomer would do: scurry under the rocks.

The Australian understands the Victorian Pride Centre, who was responsible for vetting Mr Kerbage, quickly scrubbed his profile from their speakers list on Monday morning.

This being a modern Anglican entity, of course, there’s the obligatory barrage of ‘progressive’ pabulum.

“The ideal of inclusion and kindness at Trinity overrides any guest speaker, any personal point of difference or any time of disagreement,” she said.

She also hinted at broader tensions in the Middle East impacting schools domestically.

Which has exactly what, we might ask, to do with inviting a public dildo-swallower to the school?

“It is exactly that time when we need to double down on the importance of us being respectful members of our multi-faceted, multi-cultured, multi-faith and multi-talented school community.”

Does that include Jews? Clearly not:

In a July 2024 speech, Mr Kerbage accused Israel of exploiting LGBTQ+ rights as a propaganda tool through what he called “pinkwashing.”

He questioned Israel’s portrayal as a “safe haven for queer people in the Middle East”, citing the illegality of same-sex marriage, “discrimination against Palestinians”, and alleged surveillance tactics used by Israeli intelligence to “entrap” and blackmail “queer Palestinians.”

“In 2023, one of the darkest acronyms in the world was created, WCNSF, Wounded Child, No Surviving Family,” he said.

“A term created due to Israel’s genocide on Palestine. How many of those queer WCNSF children would rather have a family member alive than accept Israel’s quest for queer rights,” he questioned.

Well, we’d ask them, but they’ve all been shot, dragged through the streets of Gaza and the West Bank behind motorcycles or thrown off buildings.

We wait with baited breath for the school to announce a straight, pro-Israel guest speaker who doesn’t do porn for school kiddies.


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