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Thank goodness for YouTube. Where else could we find out all the important information on current ‘Trans-Feminist Vegan’ outrage?
But so you don’t have to offend your eyes and ears viewing these two insane wimin-bloke vegetable nibblers, I have viewed it for you. And although they speak in finest Spanish, I have gone to extreme lengths to have it translated. Or at least the good bits. Well, I mean I got an Argentinian friend to tell me what they were saying!
So to prove conclusively that there are indeed people walking the streets that really should not be allowed to, these two carrot crunchers, who wish they were men, have gone Full Retard to explain to us all why we must all do our part in preventing the evil that is The Raping Rooster!
And we all know you should never go Full Retard.
It seems that according to these two wannabe Cockerels, boy chickens should be separated from the girl chickens so the boy chickens can’t have their wicked way with the girl chickens as the girl chickens may not have consented to said chicken raping!
And as a way of showing their disgust for the practice of allowing unrestricted Rooster Raping Rampages, they weirdly decided that a sensible way to show their contempt was to theatrically throw two of the poor chicken’s eggs onto the ground thereby smashing into a million pieces the fruits of the chicken’s natural daily cycle. I wonder if they perhaps don’t realise that chickens have eggs whether or not they engage in sexual activity!
I’m not too sure quite what these deluded individuals thought might happen when they did this but seeing the foul locals instantly turn into Crazed Cannibal Chickens as they immediately tucked into a lovely feed of their own unfertilised embryos seemed to have been a bit of a shock to them.
But anyway, just how does a chicken consent to being raped? Doesn’t the definition of rape kind of include the fact that there is no consent? Maybe they have just transposed their own demented sexual thoughts onto these poor chickens.
Perhaps it relates to their own desire to turn themselves into a human Capon! Or, perchance, they just feel that all poultry should only have sex when part of a sensuous and loving same sex scenario. Now wouldn’t that be progressive!
Do they not realise that if there is a Cock in with the Chicks, it is there for a reason. If I recall correctly the entire purpose of putting the two together is to create more cute and fluffy chickens by way of natural chicken copulation thereby increasing the size and quality of one’s flock of fowl.
But anyway, just how do chickens consent to getting shagged? Maybe they rub bright red rouge into their combs and start frequenting the seedier side of the their coops looking for a big sexy cockerel to get their feathers flying and give them some of that sweet sweet rooster rogering.
Or maybe they just nod their head repeatedly.
