Warning: Verbal Vomitus

Phil Quin’s opinion piece in Stuff should have a written warning to alert the reader to the verbal vomitus hazard. Stand back reader! Avoid Phil’s regurgitated stinky stuff all over your shoes. Feeling better now, Phil?

“Why is it so hard for us to say out loud the blazingly obvious about the president of the United States: that he has utterly lost his mind.”

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There’s a wee hint for the reader in your opening gambit, isn’t there? Personally attacking Trump and spewing lies isn’t hard for you at all, plus you have the added bonus of relieving that pressure build-up in your sick mind that’s driving you crazy. If you say something often enough people will believe you, even if it’s not true. This is sick, Phil, and not in a good way.

Trump hasn’t actually lost his mind but you’re seriously at risk of losing yours by making this stuff up. Crazy is what happens to people who disconnect from reality.

“Sure, there have been terrible presidents before – corrupt, cruel and boorish ones; mendacious, vain, ignorant ones; racists, misogynists, and warmongers; incompetents and dilettantes – but only Trump embodies each and every one of those qualities with such unbridled ferocity. He disgraced the Oval Office by ever setting foot in there; he has been disgracing himself, and anyone that supports him, every day since.”

Facts, Phil, facts. Remember, back in the good old days, when journalism meant facts reported without bias? Next time, when you feel the urge, spare the reader and use a bucket for your angst.

Breathe, Phil, in two-three, out two-three. Now… go away and read some actual facts about Donald Trump. Hopefully, it will restore whatever good sense you had before it got overwhelmed by emotive rage.

“Trump announced he was rolling back Obama-era regulations on methane leaks that will result in the equivalent in climate damage of eight million additional vehicles on the road. That’s the whole of New Zealand’s climate change agenda negated multiple times over in one fell swoop.”

You might want to sit down about now, okay? Big breath, Phil, big deep breath.

Climate change is a very elaborate hoax. I know! Who knew, right? So, here’s a simple climate change fact for you: there’s not enough CO2 (carbon dioxide) and CO (carbon monoxide) in the atmosphere to cause the warming that the UN and warmist liars would have us believe. The atmosphere is 99.96% CO2 free. Carbon monoxide even less, the atmosphere is 99.9998% carbon monoxide free. So, dude, stop worrying about those eight million extra vehicles because they’ll make bugger-all difference.

“He did so not because the industry demanded it – in fact, most oil and gas giants had come to accept the regulations – but because he will do anything within his powers to claw back the [reduction in C02 emissions] legacy of Obama.”

Here’s the thing, Phil: Obama’s legacy isn’t what you think it is. Obama was a nutbar who got it wrong on climate change and a whole lot else. American voters are not stupid. Take for instance, a look at some of his foreign policy gaffes. Remember Benghazi? The Iran nuclear deal? The US abstaining from the Security Council resolution which declared the Israeli settlements in the West Bank and East Jerusalem illegal and invalid? And how that stance alienated Bibi Netanyahu?

“America and the world are paying a heavy price for Trump’s multifarious psychopathologies. Neuropsychiatrists are bound by ethics not to bandy about terms like “rapidly advancing dementia” when it comes to the nuclear button guy, but I’m not.”

Ooh Phil, despite the big words, you’re on a losing streak here. No neuropsychiatrist would risk his career over diagnosing dementia of the democratically elected president of the most powerful country in the free world, without a single personal consultation!

Now Phil, take your own finger off that nuclear button right now – speaking metaphorically of course. Seriously though, Phil step away from your keyboard; you’ve gone way too far.

“It takes one idiot to make a fool of himself every day he defaces the Oval Office. It takes tens of millions to elevate him there.”

Yup, tens of millions of people, Phil. People, not fools. People who voted for Trump in 2016 and will do the same thing in 2020 because, strangely enough, they didn’t believe the MSM lies back then and they don’t now. In 2016, voters thought they would be better off with Trump in the White Office than they were with Obama or his sidekick ‘crooked Hillary.’ They were proved right and the MSM was proved wrong.

I know it hurts Phil, but you have to let it go. You are coming unglued and looking foolish because facts always trump emotional garbage, pun intended.

A word from the wise, Phil; take a media break until after 2020 or maybe, forever. Your mental health could use it and it’d be a shame to see you disintegrate when Trump gets re-elected. You don’t have to keep doing this. I’m not sure your mind can take it and there’s a limit to the verbal vomitus readers will endure. So here’s the Don with a few final words for you to mull over.

“The LameStream Media has gone totally CRAZY! They write whatever they want, seldom have sources (even though they say they do), never do “fact checking” anymore, and are only looking for the “kill.” They take good news and make it bad. They are now beyond Fake, they are Corrupt.

The good news is that we are winning. Our real opponent is not the Democrats, or the dwindling number of Republicans that lost their way and got left behind, our primary opponent is the Fake News Media. In the history of our Country, they have never been so bad!”

Donald Trump tweet