John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Finance Minister Grant Robertson has announced that we will begin exporting kindness to the Taliban. “New Zealand kindness is some of the best kindness in the world. We know the Taliban is in need of some as they begin to rebuild their country.” “I
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Nothing is as certain as death. Except, as the well-known epigram has it, taxes. However, unlike the reaper the IRD has been known to give rebates. Some of us will die in fiery car crashes, some from dickey tickers and some because we thought
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire In an act of public-spiritedness, I conducted a phone interview with well-known science explainer Dr Suzee Piles to ask her some Covid-19 questions. Dr Suzee is a university professor with research interests that include trans-sexualism in white rats, Maori astrophysics and hysterical catastrophizing for
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Covid vaccine rates have climbed among gang members after their leaders have tried a new approach: threats of extreme violence. “It’s more in keeping with our culture,” said Mongrel Mob leader Harry Munta. “The guys really get the point when we threaten to
John Black stuffednz.net ‘I’ve followed all Jacinda’s Covid advice to the letter,’ said Wayne Merino, 38, a moron from Pt Chevalier. ‘But her latest advice about the new level 3 steps had me all confused. I thought it was now compulsory to have a picnic with your
John Black stuffednz.net “It was the greatest day of my life,” claimed William O’Shaughnessy or ‘Whiskey Bill’ as he’s known in his local pub, the Pig and Whistle. “The day I legally changed sex. I felt like my true self at last. A self that gets half-priced
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire The Prime Minister has announced she is cancelling spring. ‘Warmer, sunnier weather may encourage people to get outside and enjoy life. There is also a very slim chance that this will spread covid. So I hereby declare spring to be cancelled.’ Asked how she
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire What could be more inconsequential than what you have with your cuppa? I’m a digestives enthusiast, you’re a mallow-puff fiend. Unless only one of us is doing the shopping, couldn’t we just get along? Apparently not if you are of a
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire Rumours abounded yesterday that the figure seen leaving the PM’s offices late last night was none other than Kim Jong-un, the ‘Supreme Leader’ of North Korea. Sid Dingle, a nightshift cleaner at the Beehive, told STUFFED that he had seen evidence of a
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire The government has announced it will be trialling a new anti-colonialism vaccine on the nation’s indigenous people. “The results so far have been encouraging” said Heather Whiteguilt, Labour’s minister for Racial Division. “The recipients have almost immediately given up cigarettes, alcohol and
John Black stuffednz.net Information Satire With the change in alert levels from 4 to 3, residents of New Zealand’s biggest city are wildly excited at the prospect of life continuing almost exactly as it had before. But now with the option to stuff their faces with fast food.
Information Satire John Black stuffednz.net Under new Covid-19 regulations, masks will be legally required during ‘intimate relations’. Government minister for Covid-19 Hysteria, Dwayne Numpty said the new laws were necessary as “sexual relations are a vector for virus transmission. There was a spike just last Saturday, after the All
John Black stuffednz.net A feeling of smugness and unwarranted pride have been reported as the major side effects of the Covid-19 vaccine. Within 24 hours of receiving it, many of the newly vaccinated are feeling an irresistible urge to tell everyone they know. Many follow this up with a
