The Nine Most Terrifying Words in the English Language
Time and time again this has been proven to be a fool’s errand – which explains why the Green party pursue it with such vigour. And why Luxon has decided to join them.
John Black
My Thoughts on the Opportunist Party
The Opportunity Party is like a new Whittaker’s chocolate bar on display near the check-out – for a week or so everyone will be putting it in their trolley. But pretty soon, when they realise how uninspiring the ingredients are, it will be in the bargain bin along with the expired crunchy bars.
The Movie They Won’t Let You See
In employing accessible entertainment to expose an uncomfortable truth, the filmmakers are doing as much to fight the woke consensus than any political party.
New Poll Shows Shocking Results
I did consider consulting David Farrar on my methodology but realised I would have to learn how to pronounce his last name and would probably have to do a six-month course in Nerd to understand any advice he gave. Anyway, here are the results of our inaugural poll.
Who Should We Ban From Entering NZ?
I think New Zealand should take the lead on this. Issue our own travel ban list, sent forth to all embassies with maximum fanfare.
Ten Reasons To Celebrate This King’s Birthday
The King’s Birthday should be the pinnacle of our public holidays, worthy of our entire nation raising a glass (or in my case, several) to the institution of the monarchy. Here’s why.
Bring Back the BSA
Angus was devastated by Paul Goldsmith’s decision to euthanise the BSA. He immediately dashed off a letter (he doesn’t do email. Or mobile phones, microwaves or indoor plumbing).
A Look at Trump’s Diary
Being, by all accounts a staggeringly unreflective man, I don’t imagine Trump keeps a diary. But if he did…
The Best Ruling the Employment Court Has Ever Made.
We can each now exploit our different cultural values to do as little actual work as possible.
Luxon: What Went Wrong?
Even if he has managed to corral enough MPs to back him, he has been so hobbled by the speculations over his leadership that his already lame prime ministership has been made even lamer, making it likely he limps to the election finish line in second place.
The Trump Method – Your Path to a Better Life
All one need do is carefully examine the tactics responsible for the man’s success. Luckily I’ve done the hard work for you and distilled Trump’s methods down to five key aphorisms.
Luxon and Hipkins Just Don’t Compare
To highlight the gulf between then and now, I’ve revisited some key political decisions and indulged in a little alternative history. How would the likes of Luxon and Hipkins have fared?
How to Survive the Fuel Crisis
Adult roly-pollies should be approached with caution, particularly amongst the morbidly obese. These muthas can pick up quite a speed and may only be able to be stopped by coastal cliffs or large bodies of water.