How to Fix the Olympics
Fortunately, employing the mature reflection and original thinking I am known for, I’ve come up with six ways of fixing future games.
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The choice is yours. It’s always been yours.
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I did consider consulting David Farrar on my methodology but realised I would have to learn how to pronounce his last name and would probably have to do a six-month course in Nerd to understand any advice he gave. Anyway, here are the results of our inaugural poll.
A Selection of Very Modest Proposals
Remember: they’re just harmless thought-experiments.
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Nothing is sacred and safe from the cocks-in-frocks weirdos.
Good Oil General Debate
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The Good Oil Word of the Day
The word for today is… florid (adjective) - 1a: very flowery in style : ornate. Also : having a florid style b: elaborately decorated 2a: tinged with red : ruddy b: marked by emotional or sexual fervor 3: fully developed : manifesting a complete and typical clinical syndrome 4 archaic : healthy Source : Merriam-Webster Etymology: