John Black
Bring Back Slavery
Information Satire Every man has his hobbies. Some collect stamps, others go fishing. Me, I get my kicks from table tennis, cake decorating and vicious racism. But it’s really been hard to enjoy the last of these lately. Gone are the days of driving up behind elderly Chinese ladies
Ten Reasons Why Captain Cook Was Awesome
The great ‘Awokening’ is upon us. The mania for seeking racial justice by toppling statues of dead white men has spread to New Zealand. Gisborne’s statue of Captain James Cook was targeted on Friday with swastikas and inane sloganeering. Pure idiocy. The dropkicks who advocate this rubbish aren’t
The New Zealand Race Riots of 2025
It should have been routine. A police caution for a broken tail light. A ‘get off the road and get it fixed’ situation. Until something went very wrong. The I-phone 11 didn’t appear and start filming until Lee Ropata was on the ground bleeding from a blow to the
Time for Civil Disobedience?
“The more restrictions and prohibitions there are, the poorer the people will be.” Chinese Philosopher Lao Tzu “Never f**K with another man’s rice bowl” A lesser, unknown Chinese Philosopher When future historians describe what happened to the New Zealand economy in 2020 they will no doubt lay the