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Ten Reasons Why Captain Cook Was Awesome

Ten Reasons Why Captain Cook Was Awesome

The great ‘Awokening’ is upon us. The mania for seeking racial justice by toppling statues of dead white men has spread to New Zealand. Gisborne’s statue of Captain James Cook was targeted on Friday with swastikas and inane sloganeering. Pure idiocy. The dropkicks who advocate this rubbish aren’t

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The New Zealand Race Riots of 2025

It should have been routine. A police caution for a broken tail light. A ‘get off the road and get it fixed’ situation. Until something went very wrong. The I-phone 11 didn’t appear and start filming until Lee Ropata was on the ground bleeding from a blow to the

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Time for Civil Disobedience?

Time for Civil Disobedience?

“The more restrictions and prohibitions there are, the poorer the people will be.” Chinese Philosopher Lao Tzu “Never f**K with another man’s rice bowl” A lesser, unknown Chinese Philosopher When future historians describe what happened to the New Zealand economy in 2020 they will no doubt lay the

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I Enjoy Beating My Wife…

…at table tennis, squash and chess. Context, as the above illustrates, is everything. Isolate facts (or words) and they can suffer distorted interpretations to fit an agenda. This is a banal observation to most thinking adults. Unfortunately, non-thinking adulthood appears to be in the ascendant at present. Two examples, one

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Our Easter Amnesia

Richard Dawkins, Greta Thunberg, President Trump, Jacinda Ardern, Martin Luther King, the Beatles. What does the disparate group above have in common? They are Christians, all. Everyone born in the West inherits and in most cases embraces moral and ethical precepts that are unquestionably Christian in origin. They are so

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A Misanthrope’s Paradise
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A Misanthrope’s Paradise

Steeped as I am in Anglo-Saxon reserve, I sometimes find myself at serious odds with the times allotted me for my four score and ten. Not for me the incessant sharing of amateur self-portraiture, the eavesdropping on private moments and the social ‘connectedness’ of Facebook, Twitter and the others. I’

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An Act of War?

An Act of War?

In 1346 the Mongolian army brought the Black Plague to Europe. Laying siege to the Crimean port of Caffa, Jani Beg the leader of ‘the Golden Horde’ decided to catapult the infected corpses of his comrades over the city walls. Those citizens who escaped took the bacterium Yersinia Pestis back

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A Year after Christchurch the Racism Slander Continues
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A Year after Christchurch the Racism Slander Continues

It’s been a year since an act of a madman shocked the country. Fifty-one souls lost to a psychopath on an autumn afternoon in Christchurch. Our worst act of peacetime violence shouldn’t be an easy thing to forget. And yet, only a year on, those of a left-wing

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Why We Should ALL Sing the National Anthem

Why We Should ALL Sing the National Anthem

It may be a bit of a dirge. It may sorely lack (in my humble musical opinion) a Keith Richardsesque guitar riff and a Keith Moon drum break. It may contain archaic language (‘thee’, ‘thy’, ‘entreat’) and be acknowledged as the work of a second rate poet set to a

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Bullshit and Jellybean Counters

Bullshit and Jellybean Counters

You can understand the temptation. There they are, natural show-offs, suddenly with a live audience of millions and a rare chance to benefit us poor non-showbiz types with their superior wisdom. That special wisdom not gained by serious study or lived experience but by, ahem…playing dress-ups. For, in most

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Low Blows on Joe Show Democrats’ Desperation

Low Blows on Joe Show Democrats’ Desperation

If you are looking for evidence of new media eclipsing the old look no further than The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. Two weeks ago when Bill Maher wanted to promote a new series of his TV show Real Time he didn’t sit down with the New York Times or

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The Irishman: The Price Paid

The Irishman: The Price Paid

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Last month Martin Scorsese drew the ire of millennials with a condemnation of Marvel movies, as mere ‘theme parks’ and ‘not cinema’. If anyone has earnt the right to opine on the art of film its Scorsese. He has made a

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Ford vs Ferrari: Hooray for Cars and Capitalism

Ford vs Ferrari: Hooray for Cars and Capitalism

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Here’s a pub question worth a beery rumination: Who did the most for the cause of human freedom in the twentieth century? Sir Winston Churchill? Martin Luther King? Ronald Reagan? An eccentric choice but not one without a sound argument

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Dr Sleep: Where’s Johnny?

Dr Sleep: Where’s Johnny?

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Dr Sleep, the long awaited, much belated sequel to the classic horror The Shining is a bonfire of lost opportunities. The original Stephen King novel of an alcoholic writer, Jack Torrance and his wife and psychic child stranded in the Overlook

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Terminator: Dark Fate

Terminator: Dark Fate

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black So let’s get the plot of the Terminator saga straight: Big bad Arnold Swarze-wish-I-could-spell-his-name was sent from a future of sentient machines to our past to kill the mother of a future leader of a human rebellion against the machines.

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SO SO JOJO

SO SO JOJO

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Jojo Rabbit, the new film by Taika Waititi, isn’t as brave or as clever as many critics, and no doubt the filmmaker himself, seem to think. Remember this is the same gentleman who proclaimed his homeland ‘Racist as F*#K’

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