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Are They Coming for James Bond Next?

Are They Coming for James Bond Next?

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular column by John Black He’s survived the evil machinations of Blofeld, Goldfinger and Dr No but can he survive his most powerful adversary yet, the Social Justice Warrior? The trailer for the next James Bond movie ‘No Time to Die’ is imminent and the

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Hustlers? More Like Lying, Stealing, Tramps

Hustlers? More Like Lying, Stealing, Tramps

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black A little thought experiment if you will. Imagine a movie based on the following premise: A group of single dads, working as bartenders at a high class New York bar frequented by wealthy women, decide that their generous tips aren’t

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Joker: The Case for Nihilism

Joker: The Case for Nihilism

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black There should be an entire circle of Hell dedicated to people who opine on movies without seeing them first. More than any blockbuster movie in recent memory, Joker has been the victim of such predestinarian soothsaying. Based on nothing but the

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Top 5 Grumpy Old Man Revenge Movies

Top 5 Grumpy Old Man Revenge Movies

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black With the recent release of Rambo: Last Blood and its critical mauling for daring to feature a violent and vengeful 73 year old man (the Guardian called it an ‘enlarged prostate of a movie’; imagine if someone had called Thelma and

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BFD Movie Review: Downton Abbey and the Brexit Spirit

BFD Movie Review: Downton Abbey and the Brexit Spirit

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black I have never watched a single episode of the TV series Downton Abbey, which sees its cinematic offspring grace our movie houses this week. I have always figured it was the kind of Merchant Ivory/Brideshead Revisited bollocks, only popular with

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BFD Movie Review: IT

BFD Movie Review: IT

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black IT’S 2 BLOODY LONG The first ‘IT’ is the highest grossing horror movie ever, far surpassing such classics as Psycho, Alien, Silence of the Lambs and Halloween. This fact is the sand in the arse crack of every true horror

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Apollo 11: Killing ‘The Moon Hoax’ Dead

Apollo 11: Killing ‘The Moon Hoax’ Dead

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Over 1 million people sign up to ‘storm’ Area 51, the U.S military base thought by tin-foil hatters to contain extra-terrestrial beings. Vaccination rates fall across the western world after anti-vaxxers cause ‘vaccination hesitancy’ among parents. Twisted white guys obsessed

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Jacinda and the Kinky Thrills of Western Masochism

Jacinda and the Kinky Thrills of Western Masochism

Too Right A regular column by John Black The Black Sheep Blog Rightminds During her recent spat with Scott Morrison, our prime minister revealed something of herself. In claiming Australia had to ‘answer to the Pacific’, she made it plain that she is a Western masochist. It is an odd

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Quentin Tarantino the Conservative?

Quentin Tarantino the Conservative?

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black In his latest flick Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Quentin Tarantino discovers Old-Man-At-The-BBQ-Who’s-Had-One-Beer-Too-Many variety Conservatism. The thematic takeaways are what Conservatives have been saying for ages (at BBQs and elsewhere): Hollywood is a playground for moral degenerates, actors are

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NZ History Is Not a Marvel Movie

NZ History Is Not a Marvel Movie

Too Right A regular column by John Black The Black Sheep Blog Rightminds Once upon a time, a little before the invention of the I-phone and the first season of ‘Love Island’, in a land not so far away, in fact right under our feet, an angelic race of brown-skinned

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These People Could Be President. Part Three: ‘Red’ Bernie
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These People Could Be President. Part Three: ‘Red’ Bernie

Too Right A regular column by John Black The Black Sheep Blog Rightminds Calling a politician ‘red’ is often a smear, an attempt to muddy the boundary between well-meaning lefty and full on commie crank. But in Bernie Sanders’s case the descriptor is accurate. He openly calls himself a

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Yes, One of These People Could be President

Yes, One of These People Could be President

Too Right A regular column by John Black The Black Sheep Blog Rightminds New Zealand politics can often be a dull, tiresome affair. Kind of like my first marriage but with less angry heckling. By contrast, American politics never fails to intrigue. It’s the stakes. If it employed its

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The End of Social Media: #Mefree

The End of Social Media: #Mefree

Too Right A regular column by John Black The Black Sheep Blog Rightminds In the great works of dystopic fiction, 1984, Brave New World, and Robo Cop 3: He’s Back To Lay Down The Law, the state looms large as the enemy of liberty. It is not mere coincidence

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