To prepare you for such an eventuality and smooth your path to social success, I have set out the rules to the game. Drink should be taken of the alcoholic sort: the better to enable participants to vent their anti-Trump animus free of sober restraint.
There are 1.4 billion of us Catholics and unlike the world’s Muslims, our doctrines, religious practices and moral priorities are theoretically decided by one man.
Can’t we extend this principle and have the government give us warnings of potential catastrophes in other areas of life? The political realm, for example.
Tariffs are a way to punish foreigners for making money. And working way too hard. And being way too productive. And efficient. Nerds.
Regrettably the Greens are very much here and closer to power than you think. We could wake up with Chloë Swarbrick as finance minister. So it will be a salutary move to hold our noses and delve into Green party policy to see just what could be in store for us.
More exclusive excerpts from Jacinda Ardern’s upcoming memoir (part four).
Which of our foreign-born population could we most do without? With more than a quarter of us born overseas, there are a lot to choose from.
The importance of traffic cones at the top of trees.
If the state must usurp parental duties and feed the nation’s children, it should at least try and retain an educational flavour. Below is a list of menu options that would be guaranteed to teach the kids something.
That is highly offensive! I am NOT a paedophile! I’m a bisexual, gender-queer, foot-fetishist bondage master. You silly man!
But what I’m saying to you is: I’m happy to be able to say what I’m saying to you.
Nazi-appropriation is an insult to us true believers. Please respect our identity.
The Jacinda Ardern story (part three). Another exclusive excerpt from her upcoming memoir.
Let’s draft a letter to the Don and offer to become the Swanndri-wearing, weird accented, good old boys of the deep deep American south.
I made sure, for us conservative folk, that Christmas came early this year.
