John Black
How to Tell a Real Nazi
Nazi-appropriation is an insult to us true believers. Please respect our identity.
The Power of Kindness
The Jacinda Ardern story (part three). Another exclusive excerpt from her upcoming memoir.
Why New Zealand Should Be the 51st State of America
Let’s draft a letter to the Don and offer to become the Swanndri-wearing, weird accented, good old boys of the deep deep American south.
A Message From Father Christmas
I made sure, for us conservative folk, that Christmas came early this year.
The Power of Kindness
The Jacinda Ardern story (part two). Another exclusive excerpt from her upcoming memoir.
We’re Still the Wokest Country on Earth
That a New Zealand MP could advocate for views so inimical to our history, economy and culture is not perhaps surprising given the ‘diversity’ of our MMP system.
How to Hack the Haka
We need to get the Ministry of Culture to fund some kind of dance development project.
10 Hīkoi I’d Like to See
The right to protest is a virtue of our political system and hīkoi are a peculiarly New Zealand variation. I’d just like to recommend that Māori, rather than wasting such efforts on a dead-on-arrival parliamentary bill, save it for things that really matter…
Making It All About Trump
No doubt as the more well-to-do streets of America witness an epidemic of lefty head explosions, amongst the ranting and wailing a question may be discerned: ‘What did we do wrong?’ You made it all about Trump.
Totally Believable Reasons He Shouldn’t Be President
I would like to offer my services as a writer of anti-Trump hit pieces. I feel I could do a much better job.
What’s in Auckland Uni’s Compulsory Treaty Course?
I have managed to obtain a copy of the final exam.
They Are Useful Idiots and Bloody Fools
The actions of the useful idiots cannot be excused by their blood or religious ties. They act out of ignorance or, worse, a mob mentality that abdicates moral or political decision-making to whatever will get them the most likes on social media.
The Enemies of David Seymour
He remains pleasant and grins cheerfully as they call him a racist white supremacist and baby murderer to his face. This makes them hate him even more. It’s an excellent strategy.
A Guide to Political Assassination
An attempt on Donald Trump’s life was made by the Frank Spencer of hitmen. Contrast this with the excellence of the Israelis and their exploding pagers.