John Black
Old White Guy Follows Bilingual Signs and Ends up in Aotearoa
John Black stuffednz.co ‘It was the most traumatic experience of my life’ wheezed 78-year-old Ray Whithers. ‘I was just driving home from the R.S.A and following those new road signs…y’know the ones with the Maori on them…and I got lost. Before I knew it
Police Introduce New Car to Reflect Their New Image
John Black stuffednz.co The New Zealand police force is to introduce a new car design they hope will project a warmer, friendlier image. ‘Just like our rainbow cars have been a big hit with the LGBTQ+ community, we hope our new clown cars will endear us to the public
National launches A.I generated ‘Luxon 2000’
John Black stuffednz.co ‘Our A.I consultants have recommended we replace our human leader with a new improved A.I version’ announced National chief political strategist, Roger Slick. ‘The improvements include hair, political judgement, charisma and the ability to shoot lasers from his eyes.’ Although initially wary, the National
