John Black
Old White Guy Follows Bilingual Signs and Ends up in Aotearoa
John Black stuffednz.co ‘It was the most traumatic experience of my life’ wheezed 78-year-old Ray Whithers. ‘I was just driving home from the R.S.A and following those new road signs…y’know the ones with the Maori on them…and I got lost. Before I knew it
Police Introduce New Car to Reflect Their New Image
John Black stuffednz.co The New Zealand police force is to introduce a new car design they hope will project a warmer, friendlier image. ‘Just like our rainbow cars have been a big hit with the LGBTQ+ community, we hope our new clown cars will endear us to the public
National launches A.I generated ‘Luxon 2000’
John Black stuffednz.co ‘Our A.I consultants have recommended we replace our human leader with a new improved A.I version’ announced National chief political strategist, Roger Slick. ‘The improvements include hair, political judgement, charisma and the ability to shoot lasers from his eyes.’ Although initially wary, the National
Here They Are!
John Black stuffednz.co ‘It feels great to be a complete man again’, gushed the relieved leader of the opposition. ‘I’d hunted high and low…I couldn’t believe it when I saw them just sitting there in my wife’s underwear drawer. Then I remembered the early days
Experts Confirm Straight White Men Cause Bad Weather
John Black stuffednz.co Socio-meteorological experts have confirmed that straight white men are the cause of recent bad weather. ‘The torrential rain recently experienced in Auckland can be traced to the election of Wayne Brown as mayor’, said expert Lois Theplot. ‘If Auckland had only elected a Pacifica mayor this
MP Fully Committed to Racial Division
John Black Stuffed stuffednz.co M.P Meka Whaitiri has explained why she left the Labour Party for Te Pati Maori. ‘I don’t believe Labour is fully committed to dividing this country along racial lines’, the M.P told Stuffed Maori issues reporter, Aotearoa-Ki-Ora-Pipi-Paua Wilson. ‘Co-governance was a step
Posie Parker Announces Comeback NZ Tour – JK Rowling to Support
John Black stuffednz.co After being forced to cancel her solo tour of New Zealand back in March, Posie Parker is once again headed this way. And this time she’s bringing fellow women’s rights activist JK Rowling with her. Together they have formed a band, tentatively titled ‘TERF,
Wealthy Own 98% Of Porsches
John Black stuffednz.co According to a report released today, wealthy individuals own 98% of Porsches in New Zealand. The government report entitled Sportscar Inequality in Aotearoa outlines the unjust distribution of luxury motorcars in the country. The findings were seized upon by Green M.P Moana Lot as evidence