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Labour Spend $86M on Motels for Ferals, Biden… ‘Hold My Beer’
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Labour Spend $86M on Motels for Ferals, Biden… ‘Hold My Beer’

Last week it was revealed that Labour have spent an unbelievable 86 million dollars in the year to December 2020 on emergency housing, creating the best financial year in decades for the fleapit motels that have thrown away their reputations and dignity to suck on the government’s teat. Worse

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NZ Police Admit Border Checkpoints Were in the Wrong Place

NZ Police Admit Border Checkpoints Were in the Wrong Place

On February 15 this year, as a result of one positive case of the ‘Rona that had snuck through our gold standard border controls, the “Princess of Pestilence” threw Auckland into its third lockdown, complete with Police and Armed Forces manning checkpoints on the outskirts of Auckland’s regional boundaries.

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Wait, What? It’s Now Illegal To Not Self Isolate?

Wait, What? It’s Now Illegal To Not Self Isolate?

Following the latest in the ongoing, never-ending lockdown saga, the nominal leader of the opposition, Judith Collins declared by way of a press release that National not only would have held Auckland in lockdown 3.0 longer but that she was also very much in favour of making criminals out

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Police Body Cams. Do We Need Them?

Police Body Cams. Do We Need Them?

Years ago, well, in 1996 to be precise, there was a programme on TV3 in New Zealand by the name of Police Stop! It was a spin-off of a UK show of the same name where Police in-car camera footage was used to create what was really one of the

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All NZ’s CO2 Reduction Efforts Negated by Single Event

All NZ’s CO2 Reduction Efforts Negated by Single Event

Rod Carr, Head Logic Denier and author of the absurd Climate Change Commission report, seems to suggest that if we destroy everything that we love about New Zealand, we will be able to save about 1/1000th of a degree and thereby save us all from melting. What this clown

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Should We All Be Boycotting the Scanning App?

Should We All Be Boycotting the Scanning App?

The Labour Government Covid Scanning App. It’s going to save us all I tell you! Well, that’s what they keep telling us, so it must be true. Of course, it can’t stop you from getting the actual disease but is it even useful for tracking the movements

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X Games Gold for Young Kiwi Nico Porteous

X Games Gold for Young Kiwi Nico Porteous

Great things have been happening overseas for some of our most talented Kiwis. A couple of weeks ago I discussed the awesome achievements of some of our Kiwi motor racing fraternity and this week it is time for some of our young snow-sports aficionados to take the limelight. Nico Porteous,

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Aucklanders Flocking to Queenstown in $750m Luxury Buy-up

Aucklanders Flocking to Queenstown in $750m Luxury Buy-up

This government’s response to Covid may have wrecked many businesses and lives but a luxury development in the well-known wine region Gibbston Valley, not far from Arrowtown and Queenstown, has shown us that not everyone in New Zealand is hurting. The long awaited Gibbston Valley Resort’s first phase

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Young Kiwi Racer Hitting the Big Time in F2

Young Kiwi Racer Hitting the Big Time in F2

While 2020 was a year to forget for many, for a lot of our Kiwi race car drivers, it was a bit of a good-un. Scott Dixon won his sixth Indycar Championship, Shane Van Gisbergen won Bathurst then jumped in a rally car and wrapped up on this side of

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Queenstown. Adventure, Ecstacy or Both?

Queenstown. Adventure, Ecstacy or Both?

An interesting article popped up in the local Queenstown weekly paper this week. Titled “Drug Warnings“, I expected to read about people getting busted for selling drugs in the town and I wasn’t disappointed. Apparently a major bust has gone down which targeted bad guys from Whangarei and Queenstown,

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Northland Regional Council Kills Off Much Anticipated Wharf

Northland Regional Council Kills Off Much Anticipated Wharf

About thirty years ago, some Greenie bird watchers from Auckland forced tens of thousands of dollars to be spent relocating a nest of birds from in the path of the soon to be built Esmonde Rd on-ramp. They would surely die if they had to live a few metres closer

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Siouxsie Is as Important as a Bangladeshi Who Feeds Ugly Hookers

Siouxsie Is as Important as a Bangladeshi Who Feeds Ugly Hookers

A couple of years ago we read about how important Nanaia Mahuta was after being nominated as one of the BBC’s 100 Super Duper Most Importantest Women. As important as a Samoan who could drive a boat it turned out. Well, seeing as how well things have turned out

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Tourist Towns Dying While the Government Fiddles

Tourist Towns Dying While the Government Fiddles

We heard this week that the Labour government is going to sort out the problem of New Zealand having no labourers to pick the fruit and veg this upcoming season. Their response is too little and too late, unfortunately, and fully intertwined with their urgent desire to control businesses by

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Labour Forget Where They Came From

Labour Forget Where They Came From

The Labour Party may be useless at most things they do but one thing they are excellent at is acting like arrogant third-termers. It’s kind of weird to see people like Woods, Twyford et al behaving like entitled prats from just their first few days in the job. But

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Welcome to the 45th Running of the Big Race

Welcome to the 45th Running of the Big Race

Information Satire Welcome everyone to America’s greatest horse race. It’s great to see so many people here watching. I’m sure this is going to be one of the greatest spectacles of all time. Heading up tonight’s field are the two favourites, Creepy Joe out of Dementia

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