Warning Satire Sheriff Ardern looked through the gloom in the Karangahake Saloon ‘til she spied Marshal Robbo Robertson. She plonked herself on the stool next to him and croaked, “Did you see the polls, I’ve got to get some Red-Eye down me. “What’s with Marshal Luxy Luxon
“Cat Lady” Is a psychological horror game from 2012, which was the second part of a trilogy called “The Devil came through Here”. What happened when the red curtain was pulled back at the United Nations General Assembly recently was the most hypocritical pantomime I’ve ever had the misfortune
The Slide in the Children’s Playground outside parliament actually combusted on March 2, 2022 after what had been a peaceful 23 day protest until Police had moved in. The children’s playground had been a pet project of Trevor Mallard the Speaker of the House who had turned water
It’s ‘Mutiny in the Trenches’ by the pro-Russian separatists of the so-called Donetsk Peoples Republic of Ukraine. A video of the soldiers and their commander from the 113th Rifle Regiment appeared on Telegram saying they were “Putin’s blood sacrifice”; sent to the front lines of Kherson,
The Orcs’ siege of the Azovstal steel plant in Mariupol was paused on 17 May while 265 people surrendered, some of them wounded soldiers. This nearly 82-day stand-off has been compared to the great historical sieges of Troy, Leningrad and the Alamo. But it is suspected the ‘Die
Pope Francis, when addressing the Easter crowds at the Vatican, said it was an ‘Easter of War’. This was not absolutely correct as it is the Catholic’s Easter but not Easter for the 30m Ukrainian Orthodox Christians who were celebrating Palm Sunday, the beginning of Holy Week. Worshippers held
Aleksandr Dugin, a neo-Nazi intellectual mystic, is said to be Putin’s brain and influence behind the Ukrainian invasion. He wears his hair long with a shaggy beard like the infamous Rasputin of a century ago. Dugin argues that Russia should rule from Vladivostok to Dublin. His concept is
Volodymyr Zelensky with his pithy one-liners seems to be more Bruce Willis than Bruce Willis from the Die Hard films. When asked by Biden if he wanted to escape from Ukraine, his comment was, “I don’t need a lift, I need some weapons.” Bruce Willis played the part
If Siouxsie Wiles’s cheeks are not flaming red by now after being caught out in another lie her name is not “Pinko”. “Pinko” has gone from being New Zealander of the Year to Liar of the Year. The Media Council has unanimously found that a column in Stuff by
The Red Queen has finally fallen off her high horse due to a High Court decision on Friday 25 February 2022. Justice Francis Cooke brought his gavel down hard on the Prime Minister, saying the government had made “unjustified incursions” on the rights of 164 members of the Police and
The Red Queen stared truculently out of the palace window. The trucks were still there even after she ordered the Palace Guard to remove them. The Red King in Canada is having the same trouble. Though now he is arresting the truckers and confiscating their gold. He has threatened to
Information Opinion The Red Queen had been imitating the “Pied Piper of Hamelin” by banning the RATs (Rapid Antigen Tests) from New Zealand for ordinary people even though these are readily available in other OECD countries. Singapore actually gives out free RAT kits containing 30 tests at a time. The
Yip, yip, it’s happening – from January 15th Covid 19-Omicron vaccinations are available to 5-11-year-old children, despite several worldwide warnings against children being vaccinated. The Red Queen is ploughing ahead despite the inventor of the mRNA vaccine Dr. Robert Malone M.D. M.S. saying he
The Red Queen is seeing Red at Christmas Time, but it’s not Red Santa. He won’t be able to get in from the North Pole till well after December 25th when the whole event is over. A bit like the one million Kiwis overseas who can’t get
The Red Queen is trying to wipe the Bishop off the chessboard. This is the third time she has checked him for allegedly breaking the Covid 19, Public Health Response Act. Bishop Brian Tamaki and his wife Hannah had been at a gathering in the Domain last Saturday with about
The Red Queen can barely show her face around the country without hecklers and demonstrators showing up, as evidenced in the last few days in Northland and Whanganui. The third appearance of the PM was a non-event due to this opposition. “Hear ye! Hear ye all! The Red Queen
