GOG: I knew you’d take her side. I just see them as Ronnie Corbett digressions to get a laugh.
Tom: Did you tell her that?
GOG: I did, but she has never heard of The Two Ronnies.
In went the toilet and handbasin, both breaking on entry, and breaking my heart. I'd spent 30 years on and off that throne. However, my foraging eye spotted what looked like an intact rolling pin, luckily within reach and no staff overseeing me, out it came.