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GOG: I knew you’d take her side. I just see them as Ronnie Corbett digressions to get a laugh. Tom: Did you tell her that? GOG: I did, but she has never heard of The Two Ronnies.
If Labour wins the election, don’t worry. Look in the mirror and say ‘I can get through anything!’ Go exercise that right brain of yours by painting a smiling painting of Chippy. If you see someone getting beaten up by gang members, it’s OK to do nothing because that’s what everyone else would do.
Unemployment is at 5.7%, 174,000 people are out of work and long-term joblessness is the highest since 1994. Winston Peters says he told National and ACT to delay their tax cuts.
The final 1News Verian and Taxpayers’ Union-Curia polls both say electorate seats will decide this election and the left is counting on Te Pāti Māori winning seats its party vote cannot earn. So much for overhangs being a dirty trick.
