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GOG: I knew you’d take her side. I just see them as Ronnie Corbett digressions to get a laugh. Tom: Did you tell her that? GOG: I did, but she has never heard of The Two Ronnies.
At dinner, Dave found his usual chair missing. Karen had moved it into the shed and left a note on his place mat: ELECTORATE LOST. “I can still get in on the party list,” he said. Karen handed him the camping stool. “You’re not on the list.”
A teacher’s role is to teach every child with an open mind about what they can become, rather than treating their past as a ceiling on their future.
Wellington council spent irresponsibly, either with the support or resigned indifference of its ratepayers. The bill is due. Nobody else should be asked to cover it.
Governing demands fiscal discipline, competent execution, and tactical clarity at the ballot box. New Zealand is not someone else’s company – it belongs to all of us.
