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A lady discovered that her dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned out both ears and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then told the lady that, if she wanted to stop this recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it into the dog’s ears once a month.
So the lady went to the chemist and bought the said “Nair” hair remover.
At the till, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The lady said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If your using it on your legs, don’t shave them for a couple of days.”
The lady replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The pharmacist says, “Well, stay off your bike for a week.”
