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Climate Change Minister James Shaw has been caught up in a major controversy.
The latest progressive research out of the USA has proved conclusively that conservation is a white supremacist patriarchal construct designed specifically to not only murder indigenous people, but also move them off their land and separate them from their resources.
Furthermore, climate change and carbon zero targets are similar: white patriarchal, white supremacist constructs – designed to further disadvantage indigenous people.
While it might seem ironic that it is white women who are leading the charge on a patriarchal construct, extensive research has shown the white matriarchy is actually prone to be more overbearing if not more hysterical in enforcing it.
When contacted, James Shaw said that as he is part of the white male patriarchy he was unable to comment and deferred to co-leader brown matriarch Marama Davidson.
Speaking Te Reo through an interpreter – as she doesn’t speak it herself – she said:
“Climate change and the measures to achieve carbon zero are a continuation of the colonist oppression which supremacist white males and females have inflicted on the rightful owners of Aotearoa”.
“Maoris on bicycles? Have you heard of anything more oppressive?
“Those thin, hard, cycle seats – fit only for the bony, tight arses of white mofos.
“Imagine Nanaia Mahuta in Lycra trying to pedal home into the face of Wellington’s strong westerlies.
“Next, the systemic-racist, white-supremacist-environmentalists will be demanding we give up pork, start eating roasted fern root and paddle canoes everywhere.
“This insanity, which is increasing exponentially every week, will be cured after the great reset when Aotearoa becomes a Tribal Republic”, she said. “We will put those problematic honkies to useful mahi.”
“And in the same vein,” she added, “mahi or ‘work’ to those ignorant about Te Reo and our unique Maori philosophical concepts, should never be linked with ‘working’ for a living.
“Working for a living is a white supremacist capitalist construct and has no place in the future of Aotearoa.”
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