With the people camped out on Trev's lawn The sprinklers would flood them by dawn To the challenge they rose With some tape and some hose And Trev realised he was just Ardern's pawn Trevor the duck The PM's wee cuck Watered the lawn From dusk until dawn And now he's sunk in the muck The trucks and the cars were a convoy Seymour sneered at them saying, "No joy" Luxon hid too Scolding Ms Pugh And Mallard was, typically, a bully boy. Here's my poem. I've worked very hard on it. Mallard is a piece of shit. And that's it.
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