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In just a few short hours, 2020 will arrive. BOAKYAG (Bend over and kiss your assets goodbye) as life as we know it is about to end.

A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a ‘Siberian’ climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

Guardian

This secret report said that the abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy because countries would be arming themselves to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies. The reality is that we are throwing away more food waste than ever before in human history as the FAO tells us that approximately 1.3 billion tonnes of food gets lost or wasted each year. Food losses and waste amount to roughly US$ 680 billion in industrialized countries and US$ 310 billion in developing countries.

Nevertheless, the secret report tells us that disruption and conflict will be endemic features of life and warfare will define human life as from tomorrow.

Way back in 2004 we were told that the planet was carrying a higher population than it can sustain and that, as from tomorrow catastrophic shortages of water and energy supply will become increasingly harder to overcome and this will plunge the planet into war.

The prediction was based upon the fact that 8,200 years ago climatic conditions brought widespread crop failure, famine, disease and mass migration of populations and this was likely to be repeated.

So, friends, as this will obviously be my last post, it’s been great to know you – it’s been a blast. Maybe I will meet some of you in the Defence Force recruiting lines as we head off to war, who knows? What a pity all those useful weapons were destroyed by the police.

Farewell, cruel world!

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