Another day in Melbourne, another machete attack – and the legacy media are going the Full Coulter.
A 15-year-old boy was repeatedly stabbed by a group of three hooded thugs while walking home from school.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, but you’re not quite right. You’ve rightly guessed, as per Coulter’s Law, that the more the legacy media try to obscure the ethnicity of the attackers, the less likely it is to be whites. In this case, though, it appears we’re not talking about the usual machete suspects.
The youths yelled a ‘war cry’ before setting upon the teenager near Alkira Secondary College at Cranbourne North, in Melbourne’s southeast, about 3.15pm on Monday.
A “war cry”, eh? Any specific “war cry”?
Detective Inspector Mark Patrick said the three offenders, who remain on the run, let out a collective scream before attacking in Sabel Drive.
“It was similar to a war cry when you go into battle and that’s what it appeared to be to get their attention to create fear into their intended victims,” he told a press conference.
In fact, it was allegedly identical to a very familiar war cry a very specific group of people use when they’re about to unleash violence and mayhem.
‘The group fled the scene on foot before police arrived,’ Victoria Police said in a statement.
‘A crime scene is in place and officers are still searching for the outstanding offenders.
‘Anyone who witnessed the incident, has dashcam or CCTV footage, or information is urged to contact Crime Stoppers.’
Because Victoria Police urgently need to blur the footage and suppress any information that might give too much away.
Such as that, according to some sources, the attackers were “Middle Eastern in appearance”. One local went so far as to specifically claim that they were Afghans.
Just don’t rely on the legacy media or the police and politicians to ever let on. Nope, it’s all just ‘youths’ of no particular appearance, and non-specific ‘war cries’ and ‘religious phrases’.
In the meantime, the victim has had to undergo emergency surgery for wounds to his neck, back, arms and hands after being stabbed and slashed with knives and machetes. By no one in particular, who didn’t say anything in particular.
And don’t you go getting any ideas to the contrary.