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Mystery Advisor Seen Leaving Beehive

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Rumours abounded yesterday that the figure seen leaving the PM’s offices late last night was none other than Kim Jong-un, the ‘Supreme Leader’ of North Korea.

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Sid Dingle, a nightshift cleaner at the Beehive, told STUFFED that he had seen evidence of a clandestine dinner between the two leaders. “I found several empty bottles of soju and a white board with ‘How to get your own hermit kingdom in three easy steps’ written on it. One of the steps involved keeping borders permanently closed and another something about worship by state media. They both had big check marks next to them.”

Bolstering claims the North Korean dictator had been in town advising the Prime Minister were two reports of missing dogs in the area just prior to the dinner.

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