Cindy The Fink
We'll drink a drink, a drink To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink The tyrant of the Kiwi race For she imposed the ridiculous mandates Most disastrous in every case. Mr Mallard had little man syndrome And it made him a bully boy So he turned on all the sprinklers And failed badly with his ploy. National's best one, was supposed to be Luxon But he would not talk to the crowd He just hid in an upstairs office Bleating, "Protests are not allowed." We'll drink a drink, a drink To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink The tyrant of the Kiwi race For she imposed the ridiculous mandates Most disastrous in every case. Old Trevor geezer thought he was Julius Caesar So they put him on a 'throne' Where he supported incompetent mandates Now he wanders home alone. Grant, 'the lad', said the protest was all bad He was so red-faced with rage He supported the worthless mandates Now it's time he turned a page. We'll drink a drink, a drink To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink The tyrant of the Kiwi race For she imposed the ridiculous mandates Most disastrous in every case. David Seymour, thought he could see more Than the average Kiwi bloke He supported the powerless mandates Now he's just one of the woke. Marama Davis was typically vacuous And James Shaw was just a twat They supported tyrannical mandates And they all fell rather flat. We'll drink a drink, a drink To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink The tyrant of the Kiwi race For she imposed the ridiculous mandates Most disastrous in every case. Cindy the fink, she turned to drink She lined it up and took it down And despite her 'Be kind' mandates She was voted out of town. To the UN she then absconded All the church bells they did ring She took with her, ridiculous mandates Hark the Herald Angels sing!
