Many years ago, a famously homophobic Australian politician was caught sneaking out of a King’s Cross dirty book store with an armload of gay porn titles. ‘Just doing research!’ was his excuse. Most people concluded that, yes, he was really, really into gay porn.
We’re still not buying the ‘just doing research’ excuse in 2025.
A Brazilian evangelical pastor identified as Pastor Eduardo Costa has found himself at the center of a life-destroying controversy after being filmed walking near a bar in Goiânia wearing nothing but a white shirt, a blue thong, and a blonde wig […]
Now, Costa has broken his silence alongside his wife, missionary Valquíria Costa, claiming he was “conducting a personal investigation.”
An investigation into just how much he likes cross-dressing and trollin’ for colon, it seems. Apparently he likes it a lot.
Local netizens claimed he had been caught multiple times “loitering outside bars” dressed as a woman.
One commenter then dropped a bombshell accusation, claiming that Costa’s peculiar habit was precisely the reason for his previous marriage falling apart, as his former wife had allegedly spotted him “in a little red dress,” looking for intimate encounters near local motels.
Further north, a Florida man – the two words that guarantee you’re about to read something as mind boggling as it is hilarious – should have added ‘research’ to his list of excuses for being a pervert.
On Sunday evening, officers were called to the intersection of Live Oak Boulevard and Sabal Palm Court, where they saw two men fighting.
An arrest report stated that a woman was feeding her five-month-old baby when she saw Robin Carr, 44, walking in her backyard and looking into windows. She told police that Carr was naked and touching himself inappropriately while watching her.
She screamed, and her boyfriend chased Carr before bringing him to the ground in a nearby intersection, the report said.
When questioned by police, Carr told officers he was just looking for a bathroom and said he would “never do it again” and “it was an accident.” He was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.
Of all the things that happen accidentally, getting naked in a stranger’s back yard and jackin’ it over a breastfeeding woman surely ain’t one of them.
What is accidental, but still wildly stupid, is fiddling with the controls of the fighter jet you’re going for a ride-along in.
A backseat passenger in an F-15D Eagle belonging to the 104th Fighter Wing appears to have accidentally ejected from the aircraft while it was on the ground at Barnes Air National Guard Base in Westfield, Massachusetts.
An undated video posted on social media shows the aftermath of the incident. A puff of smoke is seen wafting from the backseat as the F-15 is still taxiing. The canopy, having been blown off during the ejection sequence, is laying on the Eagle’s left wing. The passenger appears to be crawling next to the runway near what looks like a parachute as the F-15 continues to roll by.
When they tell you not to press the red button or pull the yellow handles, listen to them.
And when a Chinese tattooist tells you that you’re getting some Confucian wisdom inked on your forearm, they just might be blowing smoke up your arse.
Jessie, a language teacher and creator of the Chinese with Jessie YouTube channel, recently went viral for translating some of the most bizarre and mistranslated ink she’s come across. Her Aug 11, 2025, TikTok, which has racked up 3.4 million views, featured her making fun of tattoos that translate to things like “low quality coal,” “refrigerator,” and “more failure” […]
[On] an old AskReddit thread titled “People who understand Chinese/ Japanese, what’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen tattooed on someone?” u/takatori responded that a man claimed his tattoo meant “Lover of Asian beauty,” when in fact the characters translated to “Foreign Pervert.”
Well, at least it was accurate.
If you’re of a certain age, you’ll probably remember the joke about the bloke taking a shower in Jamaica asking the man next to him why he has ‘Wendy’ tattooed on his penis*. In reality, a British man could probably get the full name of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (a town in Wales) inked on his magnum dong.
We’ve all heard the ‘I slipped in the shower and fell on the massive dildo’ excuses, but this bloke isn’t lying when he says his massive appendage broke his arm.
A man slipped in the shower and broke his arm because of the size of his penis – said to have been medically proven as the largest in the world. Matt Barr has had his penis independently measured at 14.5 inches (37cm), and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
But Matt, 41, from London, says its size has caused him problems in the past – and has now left him with a broken arm. Matt said:“It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
And when you’ve got such a gigantic pendulum swinging away down there, it can seriously mess with your balance.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor. I got two fractures as a result.”
Matt says this isn’t the first time it’s happened. He said: “I’ve had close calls or minor falls before, but never anything this severe. Usually, it’s just been when I’ve had a partner in the shower with me.
A partner who probably deserves a bravery medal.
*In case you’re wondering, the punch line is: ‘Ah, mon, it’s just shrunk from swimming: it’s actually says, Welcome to the Republic of Jamaica, have a nice day.’
