Bob Jones
The sound of lashing followed by piercing screams saw the Police crash into Stuff’s Wellington offices yesterday.
There they rescued a sub-editor, strapped to a post, being brutally flogged, the flogger being urged on by other staff members, all in gumboots and raincoats, such is the degree of wetness they emanate.
The subbie’s crime: he’d let slip those evil words New Zealand into print, instead of the Aotearoa invention.
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This regular daily post is the place to joke and banish negative thoughts.
This regular daily post is the place to joke and banish negative thoughts.
I sat there stunned as the feed was terminated and my thoughts towards the prof were of the greatest admiration and benevolence. “So he did it,” I said to myself. “What a genius he is to get Napkins to tell the truth.”
Nelson and Waitaki have settled on preferred options, Canterbury and Otago councils are still testing theirs, while some West Coast leaders say communities have not had enough time to properly consider the changes.
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Judge the Climate Cult by how they whoop it up in exotic resorts.
