Political Jokes and Footpath Prophecies
Why is NZ First the only party willing to call a spade a tsunami of butter chicken?
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The National-led Government’s poll numbers remain precarious and absolutely anything could happen before election day.
Have You Tried The ‘Fix Everything Instantly’ Button?
The choice is yours. It’s always been yours.
New Poll Shows Shocking Results
I did consider consulting David Farrar on my methodology but realised I would have to learn how to pronounce his last name and would probably have to do a six-month course in Nerd to understand any advice he gave. Anyway, here are the results of our inaugural poll.
A Selection of Very Modest Proposals
Remember: they’re just harmless thought-experiments.
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The Grift Just Never Ends
‘Bankrupt’, living high on the hog and never paying a cent to their victim.
The Secret Plot for the First Contact!
It’s a bit boring, really – and typically paternalistic.
Poll of Polls Shows Coalition Still Strong Despite TOP Fantasy
This is not the sign of a collapsing government. It is the sign of a media desperate to inject uncertainty where the numbers show strength.