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National Goes for Gold with Bill to Ban Gang Funding
You’ve got to hand it to National and Simeon Brown for cashing in on public outrage over the Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern‘s personal approval of funding of $2.75 million to the Mongrel Mob: The National Party wants to legislate against public funding heading to community groups with
National Announces Bill to Stop Govt Funding Organised Crime
I will be introducing a private member’s bill to prevent future Government funding from being granted to organised crime units, National’s Police spokesperson Simeon Brown says. “The Gang Funding Prohibition Bill will ensure that any person responsible for the expenditure of public money must take reasonable steps to
Government Gives Mongrel Mob $2.5 Million for Drug Rehab
The Government refuses to fund Gumboot Friday, arguably the best solution for mental health, but seems to have plenty of cash to give to the Mongrel Mob: A Mongrel Mob-led meth rehabilitation programme funded by the government, involves participants working on a “community garden” on the property of the
Politicians Pick the Wrong Side
I was scanning the media on Saturday when I came across two stories involving infanticide. The first report involved a horrific reign of abuse inflicted by William James Sio upon his five-year-old son Ferro-James, resulting in his death. At the time they resided in a motel along
$2.75M Mongrel Mob Funding: Mind-Numbingly, Bone-Deep Stupid
Darroch Ball Co-Leader/Spokesperson Sensible Sentencing Trust The irony of the insult couldn’t be greater with the Hawkes Bay Mongrel Mob meth rehab programme being funnelled $2.75 million from the Proceeds of Crime Fund – funding that is seized from the very gangs that are peddling meth in
Money for Meth Dealers Unacceptable
Nicole McKee ACT Justice Spokesperson It is no wonder the Government was so quiet on the Human Rights Commissioner donating to the Mongrel Mob, it turns out they had given over 13,000 times more in funding to the Mob as well. The Proceeds of Crime Fund exists to address
Hamilton Police Shooting: Time to Arm the Police
Darroch Ball Co-Leader/Spokesperson Sensible Sentencing Trust With another police officer conducting a routine traffic stop in Hamilton and being shot it is yet another example of the need for our frontline officers to be armed, says Darroch Ball co-leader of Sensible Sentencing Trust. “This is a clear
Violence against Police Should Not Be Tolerated
News that a police officer was shot last night is incredibly concerning and my thoughts are with him and his family. I wish him a speedy recovery, National’s Police spokesperson Simeon Brown says. “Our frontline officers put themselves in harm’s way every day in order to keep New
Marama Davidson Not across Her Portfolio
Karen Chhour ACT Social Development spokesperson Prevention of Family and Sexual Violence Minister Marama Davidson’s performance in Question Time yesterday shows she has no idea what’s happening in her portfolio. The number of family harm incidents have increased from 133,000 in 2018 to 171,000 in 2020.
Faces of the Day
National leader Judith Collins has defended award-winning journalist Rachel Stewart after the NZ Police removed her firearms, licence and ammunition after receiving a complaint because of an allegedly “threatening tweet”. police said they “consider threatening any form of violence against a person and exhibiting any form of hatred, as
Prisoners Complaining about ‘Meal-Times’ Is a Complete Joke
Darroch Ball Co-Leader/Spokesperson Sensible Sentencing Trust Prisoners at Wellington Women’s Prison are reportedly ‘unhappy’ with the free dinner they get because it is served to them too early. “It seems we have entered the twilight zone when we are seriously entertaining the complaints from prisoners that their
Human Rights Commissioner Needs to Pay Taxpayer Back $200 Donation
Darroch Ball Co-Leader/Spokesperson Sensible Sentencing Trust Public money shouldn’t be funding a Mongrel Mob Chapter that has had several of its members arrested as part of an international drug and crime ring. The Human Rights Commissioner needs to personally pay back the $200 that was forked out
Your Pistachios or Your Life
Here’s a story straight from the Bee – not the Babylon Bee, though: the Sacramento Bee. And it’s a story that’s literally nuts. It was only because of an audit earlier this month that the Touchstone Pistachio Company realised what had happened. There were 42,000 missing pounds
Can’t Blame This One on ‘White People’
If we’re to believe the left, white people invented slavery and were – indeed are! – the only people ever to practise it. Virtuous ‘People of Colour’ would never do anything so wicked. Forget about all those centuries of brutal Arab slavery – especially their predilection for white Europeans. Forget that the
‘Forensic Genealogy’ Solving Cold Cases
Recently, The BFD reported how US detectives had used a genealogy website to catch a notorious serial-killer rapist who had escaped justice for decades. In the case of the Golden State Killer, detectives created a profile on GEDmatch using DNA samples, held for years, from the criminal. From there,