Information Satire The Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern sat down with The Woke Examiner over high tea to have a conversation about her No-policies policy. From the outset, It was obvious to The Woke Examiner, Jacinda was still on a high after her triumphant conference last Saturday. “Everyone loves me,” she
It appears Ardern is nothing more than a puppeteer. As such she should probably be in the Guinness Book of Records for having the largest number of puppets on a string – five million of them. The team of five million is the slogan she likes to use. It’s beyond
The Prime Minister has famously declared that she never lies. That was a lie of course. Now it is campaign season she’s dropping whoppers like there is no tomorrow. Stuff reports: Asked about the National’s commitment to get tough on gangs, Ardern said the best way to deal
The Prime Minister and Dr Ashley Bloomfield will be holding press conference shortly. We’ve been softened up for this, with mask warnings and Bloomfield doing a show about getting tested. We were mocked for saying what has changed. Now we are about to find out. Clearly, we aren’t
According to the “Fisherman’s Friend” Jacinda Ardern, and in the language of the supremely arrogant at the Labour campaign launch on Saturday: “When people ask, is this a COVID election, my answer is: Yes, it is.” The epitome of the Yorkshire adage ‘Where there’s muck, there’s brass’
BFD Political corner: Election 2020 is a series that features political speeches, political ads and political campaigns on Social media from a range of different political parties in the lead up to the New Zealand election. Today we have the Maori Party: Countdown Conversations Tena koe Friend -Kia oraKei nga
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I was out with “She who must be obeyed” last night and saw the perfect metaphor for life in New Zealand. We were out buying a couple of pizzas for tea, in Taita. Most of the shops are closed up with steel shutters. Around the corner is the Walter Nash
It didn’t take long for Labour’s new tenancy laws to backfire. Landlords had expressed their concern that antisocial behaviour would skyrocket as bad tenants were now protected from any consequences. Three written warnings are required within a 90-day period to begin the termination process. We predicted that the
The government is sitting on its hands waiting for a vaccine before opening our borders but even if a marketable product is produced the vaccine will protect for only 3-6 months. What are you going to do when the vaccine wears off and you contract the disease? Our government has
