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Movie Review: 1917

Movie Review: 1917

FightingTemeraire Review of the film 1917 What a movie. The two main stars, Colin Firth and Benedict Cumberbatch only had about 10 mins each. The story is to get a message to the 2nd Devons to stop an attack they had planned, as it was into a trap set by

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The Irishman: The Price Paid

The Irishman: The Price Paid

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Last month Martin Scorsese drew the ire of millennials with a condemnation of Marvel movies, as mere ‘theme parks’ and ‘not cinema’. If anyone has earnt the right to opine on the art of film its Scorsese. He has made a

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Ford vs Ferrari: Hooray for Cars and Capitalism

Ford vs Ferrari: Hooray for Cars and Capitalism

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Here’s a pub question worth a beery rumination: Who did the most for the cause of human freedom in the twentieth century? Sir Winston Churchill? Martin Luther King? Ronald Reagan? An eccentric choice but not one without a sound argument

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Dr Sleep: Where’s Johnny?

Dr Sleep: Where’s Johnny?

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Dr Sleep, the long awaited, much belated sequel to the classic horror The Shining is a bonfire of lost opportunities. The original Stephen King novel of an alcoholic writer, Jack Torrance and his wife and psychic child stranded in the Overlook

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Terminator: Dark Fate

Terminator: Dark Fate

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black So let’s get the plot of the Terminator saga straight: Big bad Arnold Swarze-wish-I-could-spell-his-name was sent from a future of sentient machines to our past to kill the mother of a future leader of a human rebellion against the machines.

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SO SO JOJO

SO SO JOJO

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Jojo Rabbit, the new film by Taika Waititi, isn’t as brave or as clever as many critics, and no doubt the filmmaker himself, seem to think. Remember this is the same gentleman who proclaimed his homeland ‘Racist as F*#K’

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1984: The Terminator

1984: The Terminator

AHNZ Please enjoy the ideas and let me know what you think. James Cameron’s film The Terminator was released 35 years ago on 26 October 1984. Next week the next film in this series will be released featuring the original casting pair: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton; Terminator: Dark

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The Joke’s on You

The Joke’s on You

Doug “Uncola” Lynn thetollonline.com This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors,

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Are They Coming for James Bond Next?

Are They Coming for James Bond Next?

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular column by John Black He’s survived the evil machinations of Blofeld, Goldfinger and Dr No but can he survive his most powerful adversary yet, the Social Justice Warrior? The trailer for the next James Bond movie ‘No Time to Die’ is imminent and the

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Joker

Joker

“There is only one really serious philosophical question”, wrote Albert Camus. “And that is suicide. Deciding whether or not life is worth living is to answer the fundamental question in philosophy.” This is the question with which Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) wrestles for two grim hours, in Joker. There are

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Hustlers? More Like Lying, Stealing, Tramps

Hustlers? More Like Lying, Stealing, Tramps

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black A little thought experiment if you will. Imagine a movie based on the following premise: A group of single dads, working as bartenders at a high class New York bar frequented by wealthy women, decide that their generous tips aren’t

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Joker: The Case for Nihilism

Joker: The Case for Nihilism

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black There should be an entire circle of Hell dedicated to people who opine on movies without seeing them first. More than any blockbuster movie in recent memory, Joker has been the victim of such predestinarian soothsaying. Based on nothing but the

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Top 5 Grumpy Old Man Revenge Movies

Top 5 Grumpy Old Man Revenge Movies

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black With the recent release of Rambo: Last Blood and its critical mauling for daring to feature a violent and vengeful 73 year old man (the Guardian called it an ‘enlarged prostate of a movie’; imagine if someone had called Thelma and

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BFD Movie Review: Downton Abbey and the Brexit Spirit

BFD Movie Review: Downton Abbey and the Brexit Spirit

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black I have never watched a single episode of the TV series Downton Abbey, which sees its cinematic offspring grace our movie houses this week. I have always figured it was the kind of Merchant Ivory/Brideshead Revisited bollocks, only popular with

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