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If They Had Customers They Wouldn’t Need Your Tax Dollars

If They Had Customers They Wouldn’t Need Your Tax Dollars

Sir Robert Muldoon, former Prime Minister of New Zealand, always used to say that if you don’t have any enemies in politics then “you’re no bloody good“; oh so true – especially in his case when he caused certain people (of the Douglas, Bassett, Moore, Rowling variety) to waste

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Vaccines & Masks Failed. Double Down for the Win!

The Government narrative and Orange settings that rely on vaccines and masks to keep the Chinese Lung Rot under control have demonstrably failed. Whatever we’re doing is clearly not working. Highly vaccinated, masked up the wazoo. Perhaps a lack of exposure to Covid pre-vax is coming back to

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Tea Party Maori

Tea Party Maori

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Patients Wait in a Leaking Tent in the Middle of Winter

Patients Wait in a Leaking Tent in the Middle of Winter

The story of patients waiting hours outside in a leaking tent in the middle of winter is appalling and shows a sector in crisis, National’s Health spokesperson Dr Shane Reti says. “Sick or injured New Zealanders deserve to wait inside an emergency department, not in a makeshift campground in

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Red Is Dead but That’s Not Enough

David Seymour ACT Leader The Government’s decision not to use the red setting of the traffic light system confirms what ACT has been saying for months about the traffic light system, it is redundant and should be dumped. The traffic light system started out as a matrix of masking,

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Kainga Ora all Hui no do-ee
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Kainga Ora all Hui no do-ee

Kainga Ora has never applied to cancel a tenancy on the grounds of bad behaviour despite promising to do so earlier this year, National’s Housing spokesperson Chris Bishop says. “Kainga Ora has continued its entirely apathetic approach regarding the neighbours of their unruly and antisocial tenants. “My inbox is

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What Use Are Schools without Students?

Chris Baillie ACT Education spokesperson Truancy is so out of control and our education culture is so poor principals are admitting to literally watching kids skateboard past school on their way to bunk off, we need real change to keep Kiwi kids in school. Today RNZ reported a principal talking

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What’s in the Virus Pipeline for NZ?

What’s in the Virus Pipeline for NZ?

New Zealand Doctors Speaking Out With Science What is in the pipeline? Yet another scary variant by the looks. XE (does it rhyme with sexy?) is making ripples in the mainstream media. There’s an XD and XF as well, but they don’t sound as good. It’s a

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From the Desk of a Male Pale and Stale

In 1996 I arrived in Hong Kong. There I worked in various capacities including factory inspections within a territory ranging from Japan across to India and down to New Zealand. Over a decade I probably performed over 300 factory inspections: checking all sorts of things – health, safety, employee age, remuneration,

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Genie Out of the Lamp
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Genie Out of the Lamp

Information Opinion There are very few occasions in history when you can pinpoint a precise moment when significant changes took place. For well over a century New Zealand had been an affluent, rather pleasant nation at the edge of the British empire. Our standard of living had always been quite

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Funding Political Parties
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Funding Political Parties

Sir Bob Jones nopunchespulled.com The Government, panicking at the huge volume of cash reportedly flowing into the National Party’s coffers, have proposed dropping the amount at which individual donors must be named to a ridiculous $5,000. Presumably they believe this will deter some donors and they may

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Kainga Ora Is a Basket Case

The Labour campaign in the 2017 and 2020 elections had housing as their number one priority. They promised to build 100,000 Kiwibuild homes and to fix the growing waiting list for emergency housing. Instead what they’ve created is a basket case; an organisation bloated with large numbers of

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Neve’s Fourth Birthday

Neve’s Fourth Birthday

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Face of the Day

Face of the Day

Read my lips… I did not have sexual relations with that woman Oops sorry, wrong politician… […] a move to red under the traffic light system was “not planned,” the PM said, speaking from the Pacific Island Forum in Fiji. Newstalk ZB Hmm… so given her past behaviour we can expect

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Our Nation Turned On Its Children

Our Nation Turned On Its Children

Molly Kingsley Liz Cole brownstone.org Molly Kingsley is a co-founder at UsForThem, the parent campaign group formed in May 2020 to advocate against school closures. They have since been joined by tens of thousands of parents, grandparents and professionals across the UK and beyond, advocating for children to

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