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Fast Tracking Residency for 170000 Migrants
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Fast Tracking Residency for 170000 Migrants

New Zealand First Media “Instead of wise, focused, and essential immigration, the fast tracking of residency for 170,000 immigrants on working visas is a blatant return to the dangerous unfettered immigration policies of the past thirty years,” says Winston Peters Leader of New Zealand First. “It will only add

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Wedding Sacrifice

Wedding Sacrifice

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Don’t Forget to Read the Fine Print

Simon-Nita Ko Ngariki Kaiputahi te hapu. How will you survive the Omicron outbreak that is set to threaten the lives of many people in New Zealand? According to the New Zealand Government, you must wear a face mask or surgical shield as it will “save lives”. However, according to

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Are the Jobless Numbers Correct?

Are the Jobless Numbers Correct?

The government is crowing about the drop in the number of people on the Jobseeker benefit, and, to be fair, it is the biggest drop since records began in 1996. With staff shortages everywhere though, I would be surprised if this were not the case; I cannot think of a

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The Great Wedding That Never Was – Is Cancelled

Serious question – how do you cancel something that was never scheduled? Take a look at what we know – one event, alleged to have been a wedding at a venue that was confirmed, was long ago cancelled. The latest after that was some multi billionaire’s redecorated mansion somewhere near Gisborne

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Official Jobless Data Is Just Another Labour Lie

Official Jobless Data Is Just Another Labour Lie

There’s an old, apocryphal story about an international visitor touring infrastructure projects in Maoist China. Watching thousands of peasant labourers sweating to dig a dam with pickaxes and baskets, the puzzled visitors asks his CCP guide why they don’t just get a few bulldozers. “Because then we wouldn’

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The State of Our Nation

The State of Our Nation

Dr Muriel Newman nzcpr.com “Totalitarianism: a form of government that seeks to subordinate all aspects of individual life to the authority of the state. Totalitarianism is characterized by strong central rule that attempts to control and direct all aspects of individual life through coercion and repression. The power of

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Just a Fancy Word for Confiscation

Just a Fancy Word for Confiscation

The next step on the march towards totalitarianism from this increasingly evil Ardern government is the effective confiscation of private property by a regime that has been outplayed yet again by a ‘tricky’ virus: The Government is seizing private supplies of rapid antigen tests to beef up its own stocks,

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My Sister Has Another Message for Jacinda

After her first video went viral, with more than 165,000 views on Facebook and thousands more shares, my sister Claire has another message for Jacinda Ardern: I have no doubt that the media will ignore this one too. Like What You’ve Read? Become a Member and Directly Support

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New Zealander of the Year Siouxsie Wiles – Unmasked

New Zealander of the Year Siouxsie Wiles – Unmasked

Siouxsie Wiles is everywhere in the media at the moment. The Kiwibank New Zealander of the Year and The Spinoff contributor is used by almost every media outlet to push her health messaging. Indeed, that is why she won the Kiwibank New Zealander of the Year award. But it turns

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From the Desk of a Male Pale and Stale

In October 2019 a letter to both the New Zealand Herald and the Pakuranga and Howick Times was printed, though under two different editorial titles. The first title was “Vege Doomsday”, and the alternate title was “Extinction Horticulture”. “Chicken Little is hit on the head by an acorn and alarms

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Sneakers and Jacinda Are Islands Unto Themselves

Sneakers and Jacinda Are Islands Unto Themselves

Mark McGowan and Jacinda Ardern have badly mis-read the Omicron room: when even your fellow Covidiots are mocking you, you know you’ve stuffed up. Mark “Sneakers” McGowan, the West Australian premier, and NZ’s Jacinda Ardern are perhaps the last politicians in the Western world pursuing an “elimination”

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Things That Make Me Go Hmm

Is this the face of a woman who is sincerely devastated to be announcing the cancellation of her wedding? Somebody tell me that Ardern’s little talk about the wedding and “such is life” wasn’t scripted. Gee, she almost forgot to say the “such is life” part at the

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Government Confiscates Rapid Antigen Tests

David Seymour ACT Leader The Government’s control-freak instincts are on full display, telling people that if you try to do the right thing we will confiscate your property. After Grant Robertson astonishingly told Newstalk ZB last night that the Government had not banned the import of Rapid Antigen

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