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World-Class Piss-Taking

Sir Bob Jones nopunchespulled.com I’ve written before of the extraordinary practice, unique to New Zealand, of commercial property agents reinventing the language. Rental “Areas” became “footprints”, plain everyday industrial buildings are described as hard-working, and so it goes. The latest such nonsense came in the recent Herald

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This Is Why You Need the BFD

This Is Why You Need the BFD

The BFD provided its daily audience of 27,000+ readers with three slide shows of photos from the November 9th Freedom protest in Wellington, access to a live Facebook video of the march and the speeches and an Op-Ed from the group that organised the march. It was clear

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New Zealand, Where Is the Leadership?

February 21st, 2022. Observing from afar always allows one a certain measure of detachment but on the other hand, it means that I am not close enough to the “action” to obtain all the data and facts. One thing that seems apparent is that there is a distinct lack of

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Psst Want a Free Taste of Silver Membership
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Psst Want a Free Taste of Silver Membership

If you don’t have a Silver level membership yet you are missing out on our Insight Politics articles. Today is a FREE taste of an Insight Politics article by writer Chris Trotter. Reasons to Riot One Good Riot Is Worth a Million Earnestly Argued Pamphlets THIS WEEK’S RUNNING

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View from Your Window
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View from Your Window

**If readers want this series to continue please send your original photos to window@thebfd.co.nz What can you tell me about today’s photo? A gap in the torrential rain hitting Buller over Waitangi weekend. Yesterday’s photo was a gloomy view of Charleston and Constant Bay taken

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ALL are Welcome at The BFD

If you are like me you will be saving a small fortune now that business after business is discriminating against you. Every week the value of a brunch for two is no longer being spent in my favourite local cafes. Every month the value of our date night entrees, main

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Honest

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Jacinda Queen of Pricks

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Message to the Government – Fork Off
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Message to the Government – Fork Off

We have a Government resembling a cheap set of cutlery. Bought from the Warehouse the set contains spoons, knives and forks. The spoon is to feed, via the experts, misinformation to a compliant Government-run media. The knife is to knife us in the back for what I consider to

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“This is not North Korea this is NZ”
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“This is not North Korea this is NZ”

RNZ rnz.co.nz New Zealand First leader Winston Peters visited Freedom Village yesterday. Listen to his interview below on RNZ Peters said the key to resolving the situation in the capital was dialogue. RNZ If you enjoyed this article please share it using the share buttons at the top

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Upgrade Your BFD Membership Today

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BFD Daily Opinion Poll

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To Win They Must Remain Peaceful

To Win They Must Remain Peaceful

Paul Luciw has lived in Hong Kong since 1991. He founded the AsiaXPAT site in 1999, and has written thousands of articles about Hong Kong and Asia powering the expat Must Reads section. Whatever the issue, if Hong Kong is involved, he’s got an opinion and usually an answer.

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I Have a Difficult Request to Ask
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I Have a Difficult Request to Ask

Colin Parkinson Information Opinion I know that the following may be difficult for many readers. I understand that there is much frustration and anger over what is happening in New Zealand, but I have noticed a lack of respect for our government and the opposition parties. (Perhaps that is the

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Join the MyBFD Community Today: But Wait, There’s More…

If you don’t already have a Silver level membership to The BFD you are missing out. You are missing out on MyBFD our very own community platform. You are missing out on Insight Politics articles. You are missing out on SonovaMin and BoomSlang’s fantastic political cartoons: You are

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