A Guide to Lefty Slurs
In a desperate attempt to wring comedy from tragedy, I’ve examined the type of slurs used to put a target on the back of conservatives and then I’ve translated them into something approaching plain English.
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Was This the Month That Changed Everything?
From murder to the return of patriotism, will September 2025 change everything?
No Friend of the Left
Charlie Kirk exposed the “achievements” of the woke left for the paltry performative parodies of politics they have always been.
Zero Chance of Net Zero
Whatever political games and back-office hi-jinks are being employed by politicians now, it is a relief that at least some of them recognise the potential for political gain by breaking with the ‘settled’ science that has dominated environmental politics this century.
We Need a Return to the House Father
Such a world is barely imaginable today. Even ten per cent of the effort outlined below would require immense changes to the daily life of the average father. Responsibility and authority?! That sounds like a lot of work.
An Absolutely Biased Guide to This Mayoral Election
I will rank each Auckland mayoral candidate from $ for radical leftists to $$$$$ for small-government dynamos. For some candidates, the 🤡 to 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 scale may be more appropriate.
If The UK Wants Civil War, This Is (Literally) How To Get It
This game plan will allow the UK government to introduce its digital IDs with zero public pushback and appear as both the saviour of a brewing civil war and the protector of ‘human rights’.
The Great NZ Political Cosplay Competition
Last Saturday night at an undisclosed Wellington location, our pollies held a boozy bacchanal to decide who was the number one political cosplayer. Prizes were given and competition was fierce.
How Did the Media Lose Our Trust?
They did it to themselves – and they can’t even see it.
This New Occupying Power
Sometimes it feels as though we’re no longer in charge of our own country.
Are You Sure You Know What An American Is?
They are about 249 years too late. The project of the propositional country they call home was built with the express goal of destroying all culture, ethnicity and identity.
Luxon’s Advice for World Leaders
Using a devilishly clever method (lemon-juice invisible ink), Luxon has been sending his advice in letter form without detection by the world’s press. Luckily, I too was once a boy scout.
Why Gender ‘Theory’ Doesn’t Measure Up
How a paedophile psychologist disproved his own ‘theories’ – and lied about it.