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SO SO JOJO

SO SO JOJO

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black Jojo Rabbit, the new film by Taika Waititi, isn’t as brave or as clever as many critics, and no doubt the filmmaker himself, seem to think. Remember this is the same gentleman who proclaimed his homeland ‘Racist as F*#K’

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The Joke’s on You

The Joke’s on You

Doug “Uncola” Lynn thetollonline.com This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors,

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Ardbeg Grooves – Committee vs Standard release

Ardbeg Grooves – Committee vs Standard release

Ardbeg invokes 2 reactions – WTF is that?!?! or GLORIOUS! (while the sun shines from the sky directly from the gods themselves). It is polarising as it is heavily peated and at times can taste like liquid smoke. But Ardbeg has a HUGE cult following. Every year, Ardbeg releases ‘Ardbeg Day

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Whisky Glasses – What is the difference?

Whisky Glasses – What is the difference?

When you drink whisky, what glass do you use? I want to get to the bottom of the glass, Pun in tended! I use a Glencairn glass for my reviews, side by side with water and no water. It is cheap, readily available and from my experience a well rounded

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Joker

Joker

“There is only one really serious philosophical question”, wrote Albert Camus. “And that is suicide. Deciding whether or not life is worth living is to answer the fundamental question in philosophy.” This is the question with which Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) wrestles for two grim hours, in Joker. There are

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Hustlers? More Like Lying, Stealing, Tramps

Hustlers? More Like Lying, Stealing, Tramps

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black A little thought experiment if you will. Imagine a movie based on the following premise: A group of single dads, working as bartenders at a high class New York bar frequented by wealthy women, decide that their generous tips aren’t

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To Water or not to Water? That is the Question

To Water or not to Water? That is the Question

Water or no water?, that is the question. We did not include ice – Because putting ice in whisky basically means you may not have a soul. Thanks for watching and Please don’t forget to hit subscribe, hit the shit out of that bell! Instagram: @eat_smoke_drink

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Joker: The Case for Nihilism

Joker: The Case for Nihilism

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black There should be an entire circle of Hell dedicated to people who opine on movies without seeing them first. More than any blockbuster movie in recent memory, Joker has been the victim of such predestinarian soothsaying. Based on nothing but the

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The Ardbeg Traigh Bah

The Ardbeg Traigh Bah

It has been 20 years since Ardbeg’s last confession: Well, at least their addition to their core line and this is a novelty as hell bottle. Collectible, has serial numbers and shit – Great marketing! But is it worth the hype?!?! Cigar pairings This dram can pretty much handle any

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Adelphi Benrinnes 33yo

Adelphi Benrinnes 33yo

Hello and welcome to @eat_smoke_drink and this is a review on the Benrinnes 33yo – 1984 to 2018 by Adelphi review. Cask – 2032 – 1 of 395 bottles. I will confess, I would do dirty and immoral things for this whisky. I would probably commit crimes against humanity for another

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Top 5 Grumpy Old Man Revenge Movies

Top 5 Grumpy Old Man Revenge Movies

Burn, Hollywood, Burn A regular review by John Black With the recent release of Rambo: Last Blood and its critical mauling for daring to feature a violent and vengeful 73 year old man (the Guardian called it an ‘enlarged prostate of a movie’; imagine if someone had called Thelma and

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Viaje Private Keep #2 ‘Tangerine’

Viaje Private Keep #2 ‘Tangerine’

I am damn excited about this cigar! The first edition of the Private Keep (the Aqua) was outstanding! So good in fact that I rated it the best cigar of 2018! Round 2 the Viaje Private Keep Tangerine is once again a nica puro, produced at Tabacos Valle de Jalapa

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