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Subject: Letter Salutations and Closes.
RE: Napier City Council Speed Limits Bylaw Review 2021 – Affected Party Letter.Tony,
You and Napier City Council appear to have caught a bad dose of pidgin or indigenese disease. I wonder if this is because council is being blackmailed by imbeciles in central government on a “pay for play ball” basis.
Therefore I decline to make a submission.
The best use I can find for your letter, including proposed speed limits, is shredded kitty litter. Pity about the wasted ratepayers dollars and the trees!
I don’t expect “Dear esteemed ratepayer who thankfully pays my wages” or “Your humble and obedient servant”, just a little non woke courtesy.
Regardless, do not send me letters containing incomprehensible indigenese again. Hopefully, in Hawkes Bay we have not lost the art of appropriate salutations and closes to official correspondence.
Pissed off ratepayer,A.J.M
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