You know, back when ‘gay rights’ was all about ‘what two consenting adults do in private, yada, yada’, most of us agreed. (Okay, apart from some schoolboy giggling at the image of Pete Buttigieg biting the pillow during a triumphant election-night rogering. You know you’re thinking of it now.) If only they were keeping it in private.
When woke corporates and government departments starting spouting rainbow-washing horseshit about ‘bringing your whole self to work’, apparently a whole lot of publicly funded faggots heard the word ‘hole’ instead. And proceeded to get theirs out in the office at the drop of a hat. Or, more likely, a pair of satin ladies’ panties.
Former Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull made a big show of employing a butt-load of poofs on his staff – and was shocked, shocked I tell you, when it soon transpired that they were sodomising each other with gay – literally – abandon on the taxpayer dime. The ‘big swinging dicks’ as they openly called themselves, were getting up to all kind of big swinging dick shenanigans in the halls of power. From clusterfuck gay orgies in the parliamentary prayer room, to jacking off on female ministers’ desks, there was no same-sex depravity the taxpayer wasn’t being stiffed (so to speak) for.
Not to be outdone, Democrat staffers filmed each other gettin’ balls-deep in the bussy in the Senate hearing room.
Turns out, these were far from the only backdoor shenanigans going on in the halls and back passages of the deep state.
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard said that more than 100 employees from across the intelligence community had been fired for using a secure government chat normally used to share sensitive information to participate in sexually explicit conversations.
In an interview with Fox News Tuesday night, Gabbard described their use of the National Security Administration tool as “an egregious violation of trust” that went against “basic rules and standards around professionalism.”
“I put out a directive today that they will all be terminated and their security clearances will be revoked,” Gabbard said.
Naturally, the Dems are squealing like penetrated pigs.
The office has in recent weeks also moved to fire employees who led diversity initiatives in the Biden administration. It is not clear how many people throughout the intelligence community have been told that they will be fired. That effort has temporarily paused as a federal judge reviews the legality of the move.
Legality? Make no mistake, if an employee – at least, a heterosexual one – in a private company was caught sending messages like these on the company’s internal communications network, they’d be emptying their desk that afternoon.
The US director of national intelligence confirmed she has dismissed agents across 15 different spy agencies after the “disgusting” messages came to light, casually discussing fetishes, artificial genitalia, group sex and more […]
One explicit exchange included a discussion about an individual who had undergone genital reconstructive surgery and discussed intercourse.
Another agent, according to screengrabs shared by Rufo, said that the surgery allowed them to “wear leggings or bikinis without having to wear a [protective piece of clothing] under it.”
The conversation also veered toward laser hair removal. “Getting my b***hole zapped by a laser was… shocking.”
This comes at the same time as DOGE boss Elon Musk is causing ripples of panic among government employees with a simple email request to detail five tasks accomplished in the past week. The sort of thing that’s routine in the private sector.
“Well, at least we know what they did last week,” the billionaire quipped.
Maybe if America’s taxpayer-funded spooks could keep it in their pants for just five minutes, the world wouldn’t have gone to hell in a handcart these past few years.
